I had a nerdly love of math jokes.
Math in pop culture:
LogFMAO:
I'm 1/cos C and I know it!
A Number Theory instructor met his wife for lunch during his conference period but when the wife proffered a rather tasty looking sandwich he profusely refused the offer.
Have you already eaten? He smiled and replied "The square root of negative one, two cubed, Sigma, Pi."
What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A natural log cabin!
How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
"I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably
What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What is purple and commutative?
An abelian grape
You= Int(2ax)dx from 0 to S (Expand your answer) (the answer is A*S*S, just in case you didn't feel like expanding it)
Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what," said the cynic. "Ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you do."
He then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the waitress over.
"When my friend returns," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to respond 'one third x cubed.' There's twenty ucks in it for you." She agreed.
The cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. "The food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician started. "Incidentally, do you know what the integral of x squared is?"
The waitress looked pensive, almost pained. She looked around the room, at her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, "Um, one third x cubed?"
So the cynic paid the check. The waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath, "...plus a constant."
Math in pop culture:
LogFMAO:
I'm 1/cos C and I know it!
A Number Theory instructor met his wife for lunch during his conference period but when the wife proffered a rather tasty looking sandwich he profusely refused the offer.
Have you already eaten? He smiled and replied "The square root of negative one, two cubed, Sigma, Pi."
What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A natural log cabin!
How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
"I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably
What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What is purple and commutative?
An abelian grape
You= Int(2ax)dx from 0 to S (Expand your answer) (the answer is A*S*S, just in case you didn't feel like expanding it)
Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what," said the cynic. "Ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you do."
He then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the waitress over.
"When my friend returns," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to respond 'one third x cubed.' There's twenty ucks in it for you." She agreed.
The cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. "The food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician started. "Incidentally, do you know what the integral of x squared is?"
The waitress looked pensive, almost pained. She looked around the room, at her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, "Um, one third x cubed?"
So the cynic paid the check. The waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath, "...plus a constant."
