Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
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A woman who has lived a saintly life dies and goes to heaven.
She is admitted at once, but pauses to ask St. Peter a question.
She says; "I had this neighbor who died a few years ago. He was a basically good man, but I'm worried about him. I'm afraid that his heresy and blasphemy may have landed him in - the other place."
"What was his name?"
"Mastertank1" 😱
"Let's see....yep, here's his name. Went to hell."
"Oh my. I hope they're not beoing too hard on him. Can I just look in on him?"
"Surely, for an uncanonized saint like you. Let's go"
So, the two go down to hell, and there in a slumlike area, in a rundown home, is Mastertank1, seemingly content, puffing on a foul cigar, sipping raw whiskey, and being waited on hand and foot by a famous and beautiful woman (fill in your choice), whom he occassionally hogties and tickles for a while, 😛oke3: then releases her to go on with her chores.
The almost saint asks her guide; "If this is hell, why is he being rewarded?"
"Hmmm. Let's find out."
Peter flags down a passing demon to ask about Mastertank1's status, gets a whispered reply. 😱 The demon goes on.
Peter turns to the lady and says; "He's on staff down here. She's not his reward; he's her punishment!"
She is admitted at once, but pauses to ask St. Peter a question.
She says; "I had this neighbor who died a few years ago. He was a basically good man, but I'm worried about him. I'm afraid that his heresy and blasphemy may have landed him in - the other place."
"What was his name?"
"Mastertank1" 😱
"Let's see....yep, here's his name. Went to hell."
"Oh my. I hope they're not beoing too hard on him. Can I just look in on him?"
"Surely, for an uncanonized saint like you. Let's go"
So, the two go down to hell, and there in a slumlike area, in a rundown home, is Mastertank1, seemingly content, puffing on a foul cigar, sipping raw whiskey, and being waited on hand and foot by a famous and beautiful woman (fill in your choice), whom he occassionally hogties and tickles for a while, 😛oke3: then releases her to go on with her chores.
The almost saint asks her guide; "If this is hell, why is he being rewarded?"
"Hmmm. Let's find out."
Peter flags down a passing demon to ask about Mastertank1's status, gets a whispered reply. 😱 The demon goes on.
Peter turns to the lady and says; "He's on staff down here. She's not his reward; he's her punishment!"
