As A Mom Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door,
She Heard A Strange
Buzzing Noise Coming From Within.
Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving
Herself A Real Workout
With A Vibrator. Shocked, She
Asked: "what In The World Are You Doing?"
The Daughter Replied: "mom, I'm Thirty-five Years
Old, Unmarried, And This
Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A
Husband! Please, Go Away And
Leave Me Alone."
The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz
Coming From The Other
Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door.
Upon Entering The Room , He Observed His Daughter
Making Passionate Love To
Her Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing,
The Daughter Said:
"dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is
About As Close As I'll
Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me
Alone."
A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping
Trip, Placed The
Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That
Buzzing Noise Coming From,
Of All Places, The Living Room .
She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband
Sitting On The Couch,
Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv.
The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing
Like Crazy.
The Wife Asked: "what The Hell Are You Doing?"
The Husband Replied: "i'm Watching Football With My
Son-in-law."
She Heard A Strange
Buzzing Noise Coming From Within.
Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving
Herself A Real Workout
With A Vibrator. Shocked, She
Asked: "what In The World Are You Doing?"
The Daughter Replied: "mom, I'm Thirty-five Years
Old, Unmarried, And This
Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A
Husband! Please, Go Away And
Leave Me Alone."
The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz
Coming From The Other
Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door.
Upon Entering The Room , He Observed His Daughter
Making Passionate Love To
Her Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing,
The Daughter Said:
"dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is
About As Close As I'll
Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me
Alone."
A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping
Trip, Placed The
Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That
Buzzing Noise Coming From,
Of All Places, The Living Room .
She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband
Sitting On The Couch,
Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv.
The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing
Like Crazy.
The Wife Asked: "what The Hell Are You Doing?"
The Husband Replied: "i'm Watching Football With My
Son-in-law."
