Maria was a good Catholic girl, as was her fiancé Guido. So the two of them never had sex until the night of their wedding.
Now Guido and Maria didn't have enough money to go on a honeymoon and their apartment wouldn't be ready for another couple of days, so Maria's mother told them to use the bedroom upstairs while she and Maria's father would sleep in the guest room downstairs.
Maria and Guido were upstairs and beginning to undress, when Guido took off his shirt and Maria jumped up and ran downstairs screaming, "Mama, Mama, Guido has a hairy chest!"
Mama said to her, "Maria, darling... all good men have hairy chests... now go be with your husband," so Maria went back upstairs.
But when Guido took off his pants, Maria once again jumped up, ran downstairs and said, "Mama, Mama, Guido has hairy legs."
Once again Mama said, "Maria, darling... all good men have hairy legs, now go be with your husband."
So Maria went back upstairs... until Guido took off his socks and Maria noticed that he was missing three toes on his left foot. She jumped up, ran downstairs and yelled, "Mama, Mama!!! Guido has a foot and a half!"
Mama handed Maria a wooden spoon, looked at her daughter and said, "Maria, stir the sauce, this looks like a job for mama!"
Now Guido and Maria didn't have enough money to go on a honeymoon and their apartment wouldn't be ready for another couple of days, so Maria's mother told them to use the bedroom upstairs while she and Maria's father would sleep in the guest room downstairs.
Maria and Guido were upstairs and beginning to undress, when Guido took off his shirt and Maria jumped up and ran downstairs screaming, "Mama, Mama, Guido has a hairy chest!"
Mama said to her, "Maria, darling... all good men have hairy chests... now go be with your husband," so Maria went back upstairs.
But when Guido took off his pants, Maria once again jumped up, ran downstairs and said, "Mama, Mama, Guido has hairy legs."
Once again Mama said, "Maria, darling... all good men have hairy legs, now go be with your husband."
So Maria went back upstairs... until Guido took off his socks and Maria noticed that he was missing three toes on his left foot. She jumped up, ran downstairs and yelled, "Mama, Mama!!! Guido has a foot and a half!"
Mama handed Maria a wooden spoon, looked at her daughter and said, "Maria, stir the sauce, this looks like a job for mama!"
