Marriage Counseling--Southern Style.

[bellystrokes]

Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie, are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm
going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think
it over - women like that are hard to find."

 

[Bugman]

LMAO,indeed they are. 😛

 

[bellystrokes]

LMAO,indeed they are. 😛

Yeah yeah!! Well let me tell you buster.............oh wait!!!

 

[NavelTickler75]

LOl give me a gal who speaks her mind anyday. It makes life more fun ^^

Here is the story I told ya I would write for you bellystrokes. The football one.

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showth...379#post1344379

 

[bellystrokes]

Damn, sweetie, I cannot get that thread to open. But I hope it includes LT #21.

 

[unclebill]

hmmm....I wonder if Bubba`s wife has any available sisters???

 

[german]

lucky he has a friend like earl.

Ku5t

 

[bellystrokes]

most men do, honey, most men do.

 

[NavelTickler75]

Damn, sweetie, I cannot get that thread to open. But I hope it includes LT #21.

awww well you can look at it in story forms, called 2 point conversion

 

[bellystrokes]

awww well you can look at it in story forms, called 2 point conversion

I shall take a look my dear.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Good joke. 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

.......put a collander on your head and see what happens...........

 

[bellystrokes]

.......put a collander on your head and see what happens...........

There ain't a jury in the country that would convict me. heehehhee

 

[Illtcklu]

It's when they figure out that the silent treatment isn't necessarily a punishment............

 

[bellystrokes]

It's when they figure out that the silent treatment isn't necessarily a punishment............

Hheheh, I think that was the original thesis of the thread. Hey, we brought it back around. Hijacked it, then returned it.

 

[Illtcklu]

Momma always said "Son, return what you hi-jack!"

 

[bellystrokes]

Your Mama said a lot of things, poor woman, she had to!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

Your Mama said a lot of things, poor woman, she had to!!!!

Not anymore! She's giving me the silent treatment.


If only I could find a girl like momma!