Massage Tickle Talk

[dig dug dog]

Does anyone have any clever, creative suggestions for how to engage a massage therapist in some quality "tickle talk" without coming off as too weird? This is a woman who I see often for massages and we have a pretty comfortable relationship. Here's the catch: I don't just want to say: "Ooh, that tickles..." because I think it will make her too cautious about the massage itself and make it less enjoyable for me. Any thoughts? Thanks.

3D

 

[P50]

Suggestion: NO

She'll drop you like a rock.

She'll hear the words, and interpolate the worst: you're a special agent or you have been deputized, and she will be forced into the professional ethics thing.

LMTs (I assume we are discussing LMT level massage here) are super jealous of that license, and will take evasive action when they encounter anything off the beaten path.

That's just the first reason; there are about nine more; I won't go into them.

 

[dig dug dog]

Oh Dear Bill,

You take things soooo seriously. I didn't mean to have sex talk with her, but just to bring up our subject in a general, harmless way. Thanks for your concern (I know you are a good soul), but you needn't reply now with how really, really WRONG it would be, etc...

Be happy and well,

ddd

 

[Ayla ny]

maybe something along the lines of, “I can’t believe how relaxing this is. actually, I can’t believe I’m holding still for this! I’m usually so ticklish.”?

not that I would every be so coy...

 

[dig dug dog]

Thank you, Ayla. You are the _real_ Mc-Coy (sorry). Good to see you again.

ddd

 

[Ayla ny]

not that I would every be so coy...

oops! coy doesn’t work so well with typos lol! you too, Mr 3D. 🙂

 

[tklr5150]

Suggestion: NO

She'll drop you like a rock.

She'll hear the words, and interpolate the worst: you're a special agent or you have been deputized, and she will be forced into the professional ethics thing.

Special agent? Deputized? Am I completely lost here - does the government have some sort of top-shelf Massage Victims Bureau that goes around nailing asses to the wall about this sort of thing or something? And if so, is this the next incarnation of "Law & Order" waiting in the wings?

 

[milagros317]

Local city or town police departments do have undercover vice cops. Said vice cops may go to a massage parlor and try to get the masseuse to offer some sort of sexual service (such as a hand job) in exchange for a larger tip.

If the masseuse does agree to such an activity, then the vice cop will arrest her. She might lose her license if convicted.

IMHO, this is a waste of police resources. But it is done, depending on the local police priorities, which in turn depend on the local politics of the city or town.

 

[chrisheaven]

Local city or town police departments do have undercover vice cops. Said vice cops may go to a massage parlor and try to get the masseuse to offer some sort of sexual service (such as a hand job) in exchange for a larger tip.

If the masseuse does agree to such an activity, then the vice cop will arrest her. She might lose her license if convicted.

IMHO, this is a waste of police resources. But it is done, depending on the local police priorities, which in turn depend on the local politics of the city or town.

good grief!!!!!!!!!

 

[dig dug dog]

Hey 5150,

I'll watch Law & Order: MVU. I look forward to the one where the special female agent is about to bust a male masseur--until he discovers that she has a certain...weakness...that he exploits right there on the table.

You gave me a good laugh.

Now, can I PLEASE get some advice on my question?!...

Bueler?

dig dug