Mastercard Commercial I'd Like To See

[sole seeker]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.

The cop said "What? ... a rectum stretcher?, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket - - $95.00-- The look on his face - - PRICELESS

 

[Limeoutsider]

Around here, our speeding tickets are $150!

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Mastercard Commercial

Trip to Pakistian.....$5,000

High powered sniper rifle with laser scope.....$7,000

Pulling the trigger on Bin Laden.....priceless

There are somethings money cannot buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard..... accepted by Patriots everywhere.

 

[TicklingDuo]

Around here, our speeding tickets are $150!

PA has always been a bit high. But then, so are some of their staties! j/k

Ann