Maybe this belongs in the "Gooey Stuff Forum"

[SteakDinnerBoom]

I wasn't aware that there were products like this until I saw one at a dollar store. It's "Goo Remover". Now I know I'm an adolescent trapped in a grown up body, but the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this was "goo? That's a little vague isn't it"?

But if you're not quite sure what it is, if all you know is it's goo and you don't want it there, you grab you some Goo Remover! Am I the only one who finds this amusing? Probably.