A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three
>likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and then,
>watches to see what they do with the money.
>
>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her
>hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very
>nicely for him. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive,
>because she loves him so much.
>
>
>The man was impressed.
>
>
>
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
>golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
>As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
>on him because she loves him so much.
>
>
>Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
>
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
>the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a
>joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
>because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
>Obviously... The man was impressed !!!
>
>
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the
>money he'd given her.
>
>
>Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>
>
>
>Men are like that, you know.
>
>
>
>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on
>Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
>elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no
>recollection of what to do with them.
three
>likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and then,
>watches to see what they do with the money.
>
>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her
>hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very
>nicely for him. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive,
>because she loves him so much.
>
>
>The man was impressed.
>
>
>
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
>golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
>As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
>on him because she loves him so much.
>
>
>Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
>
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
>the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a
>joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
>because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
>Obviously... The man was impressed !!!
>
>
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the
>money he'd given her.
>
>
>Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>
>
>
>Men are like that, you know.
>
>
>
>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on
>Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
>elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no
>recollection of what to do with them.
Thanks, Tamia.
