MEN.......and the 10 reasons why I love them...

[Tamia78]

1. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.

2. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

3. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, then it's our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we would hopefully like to have dinner with.

4. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.

5. What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

6. How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

7. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

8. What's the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need ... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

9. What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.



AND MY FAVORITE......FOR MANIAC.....

10. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

 

[isabeau]

hehe love the half hour of begging best..

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, especially #7. 😀

 

[drew70]

Those are all pretty good except for number 2. Most guys dig instruction manuals. It's stopping to ask for DIRECTIONS we abhor! 😉

 

[maniactickler]

Id have to say #10 is my favorite.

 

[bellystrokes]

They are amusing fun little creatures to play with aren't they. heheehehe

 

[Illtcklu]

They are amusing fun little creatures to play with aren't they. heheehehe

There is nothing 'little' about me!

 

[unclebill]

Very funny, Oklahoma goddess. I have a brand new turkey feather that I hope will bring a smile to your pretty face one of these days.

 

[Mastertank1]

Last time

They are amusing fun little creatures to play with aren't they. heheehehe

Anyone called me little I was about 3 years old.
He was about 30.
He looked REAL surprised when I decked him.
Never did like uncle Lou.

 

[NavelTickler75]

1. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.

2. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

3. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, then it's our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we would hopefully like to have dinner with.

4. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.

5. What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

6. How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

7. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

8. What's the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need ... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

9. What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.



AND MY FAVORITE......FOR MANIAC.....

10. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

Oh come on, I'm a man I've never done any of that!

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmmmmmmmm, I think thee protest too much. hehehee