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Midget Lottery Winners

AmishTickler

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Two midgets chip in for a lottery ticket, and they win, so to celebrate, they get two motel rooms next to each other, and two hookers. They each go into a room with a girls. The first midget just sits there, staring at the girl. All night, he just stares at her. He's a midget, he doesn't know what to say to a *****.
And the whole night he hears from next door, "Unh! Oh! Uhn! Oh!"
The next morning the two midgets walk out of their motel rooms.
The first midget says, "I didn't know what to say to her."
The second midget says, "I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."
 
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