A young Private home on leave just after jump school was telling his proud father about his experience.
"The first jump is the most intense. I'll never forget it. We're all in the plane wearing our parachutes and gear. The Sergeant was this huge guy and meaner than a rattlesnake! Nobody wanted to jump but the Sergeant wouldn't take "no" for an answer. Finally, there's nobody left but me so the Sergeant told me to go ahead and jump out. I just couldn't do it, Dad."
"What happened next, Son?" asked the Dad.
"Well, he dropped his fatigue pants and whipped out the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life! Then he starts coming toward me and says, "Boy, if you don't jump out of this plane right now, I'm gonna stick my dick up your ass!!"
"Did you jump?" asked Dad.
"A little," was the reply. 😱
"The first jump is the most intense. I'll never forget it. We're all in the plane wearing our parachutes and gear. The Sergeant was this huge guy and meaner than a rattlesnake! Nobody wanted to jump but the Sergeant wouldn't take "no" for an answer. Finally, there's nobody left but me so the Sergeant told me to go ahead and jump out. I just couldn't do it, Dad."
"What happened next, Son?" asked the Dad.
"Well, he dropped his fatigue pants and whipped out the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life! Then he starts coming toward me and says, "Boy, if you don't jump out of this plane right now, I'm gonna stick my dick up your ass!!"
"Did you jump?" asked Dad.
"A little," was the reply. 😱
