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Military S**t

Strelnikov

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Military Shit

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is shit!"

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good shit!"

A Marine lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming to shore through the surf, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great shit."

A Navy SEAL, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this shit."

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned office, and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of shit is this?"

Strelnikov
 
Good One Strel

Good one Strel,althoug I have to point out when I was an NCO in the A,F. I didn't sit around in the office Not enough stripes on my sleeve
 
Nice one Strel! I had hysterics reading that! 😀
 
rotflmao

laughed till i had tears in my eyes!
another thought; the army grunt is the only one smart enough to realize how shitty the situation was! lol
steve
 
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