Minister and hillbilly on a plane

[bellystrokes]

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across
the country.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen *****s
than let liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[unclebill]

hmmm........after all these years of flying, all I have gotten is a lousy bag of peanuts. Thanks, gorgeous.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
I've been flying the wrong airline. 😀

 

[tickleterror]

LMAO, what airline is that?