So these two guys were talking and one said - "I hatge when I mispronounce stuff. Like the other day I was at the ticket stand at the bus station and this busty woman was there, I accidently said "I would like a ticke to Tittsburg" instead of Pittsburg"
The other guy agrees and said "Yeah I had that happen the other day - I wanted to tell my wife "Pass me the coffee creamer" but I aqccidently said "You ruined my life you stupid ass bitch!"
The other guy agrees and said "Yeah I had that happen the other day - I wanted to tell my wife "Pass me the coffee creamer" but I aqccidently said "You ruined my life you stupid ass bitch!"