Mistaken Identity

[AffectionateDan]

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>>>> The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they
>>>> are "THE Seven Dwarfs", they get ushered into see the Pope.

>>>> Dopey leads the pack.

>>>> "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

>>>> Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are
>>>> there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

>>>> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

>>>> In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.

>>>> Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
>>>> Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

>>>> The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No
>>>> Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

>>>> This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

>>>> Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all
>>>> with an angry glare.

>>>> Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope,
>>>> are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

>>>> The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no
>>>> dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

>>>> The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and
>>>> laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they
>>>> begin chanting:
>>>> "Dopey screwed a penguin!"
>>>> "Dopey screwed a penguin!"
>>>>

 

[amk714]

Dopey should know better than to ask the Pope such a question! Penguins aren't Catholic, so they can't possibly be dwarf nuns. 😛

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[Haltickling]

LOL!

Reminds me of the old joke:

"What kind of sex did the priest have?" - "Nun..."

 

[jackmeister]

LOL!

Reminds me of the old joke:

"What kind of sex did the priest have?" - "Nun..."

lol

 

[Ignatz]

LOL!

Reminds me of the old joke:

"What kind of sex did the priest have?" - "Nun..."

Actually, it's okay to date a nun occasionally, as long as you don't get into the habit.

 

[isabeau]

Actually, it's okay to date a nun occasionally, as long as you don't get into the habit.

omg too funny soo clever did you make that up? and affectionate dan great joke.

isabeau

 

[AffectionateDan]

Argh!

Actually, it's okay to date a nun occasionally, as long as you don't get into the habit.

*GROAN!* The pain! The painnnnnnnn!

 

[General Zod]

This joke goes back to the 7-UP commercials from the 80's
What do a nun and 7-UP have in common? Never had it Never will
Great joke Dan

 

[lk70]

Thank you Dan!

I actually, really, laughed out loud!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Few things I love more...

I actually, really, laughed out loud!

...than getting a ticklish gal to do just that!