Modern Day Fairy Tale.

[paracarl44]

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot her pill

and now they have a son.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Fine update of the children's story. 😀

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

The other one I heard was : "Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, playing with his girlfriend, Mary. He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said "Wow, dig the crazy cherry!!" (I think this was from the raunchy old "Aint that a Shame" song)

 

[paracarl44]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All of the King's horses and all of the King's men,

had scrambled eggs for breakfast.

 

[AmishTickler]

I prefer the "Dirty Nursery Rhymes" by Andrew Dice Clay. 😀