• If you would like to get your account Verified, read this thread
  • The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us.
  • Reminder - We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy regarding content involving minors, regardless of intent. Any content containing minors will result in an immediate ban. If you see any such content, please report it using the "report" button on the bottom left of the post.
  • >>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
    Don't forget to include your username

Modern Day Fairy Tale.

P

paracarl44

Wielder of 100 Feathers
Joined
Mar 16, 2007
Messages
130,074
Points
0
Jack and Jill went up the hill

to have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot her pill

and now they have a son.:shock:
 
The other one I heard was : "Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, playing with his girlfriend, Mary. He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said "Wow, dig the crazy cherry!!" (I think this was from the raunchy old "Aint that a Shame" song)
 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All of the King's horses and all of the King's men,

had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
 
I prefer the "Dirty Nursery Rhymes" by Andrew Dice Clay. 😀
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
What's New
1/26/26
Visit Door 44 for a great selection of tickling clips!

Door 44
Live Camgirls!
Live Camgirls
Streaming Videos
streaming tickling videos on demand at the TMF!
Tickling videos on demand!
Pic of the Week
Pic of the Week
Congratulations to
*** brad1701 ***
 The winner of our weekly Trivia, held every Sunday night at 11PM EST in our Chat Room
Back
Top