Mommy Mommy!

[Illtcklu]

"Mommy Mommy", asked little Johnny, "why does Daddy have no hair?"

"Because Daddy is very intelligent and intelligence makes your hair all fall out", his mom said

"Then why do you have a lot of hair, Mommy?"


"Shut up, and drink your soup!" barked Mommy.

 

[drew70]

I used to know several "Mommy Mommy" jokes, but the only one I can still remember is....

"Mommy Mommy! Why do I keep walking in circles?!"

"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"