Money Crisis

[Illtcklu]

> Verily I say unto ye..........
> Money
>
>
>
> It can buy a house
>
> But not a home
>
> It can buy a clock
>
> But not time
>
> It can buy you a position
>
> But not respect
>
> It can buy you a bed
>
> But not sleep
>
> It can buy you a book
>
> But not knowledge
>
> It can buy you medicine
>
> But not health
>
> It can buy you blood
>
> But not life
>
> So you see money isn't everything
>
> And it often causes pain and suffering
>
> I tell you this because I am your friend
>
> And as your friend I want to
>
> Take away your pain and suffering!!
>
> So
> Send me all your money
>
> And I will suffer for you!
>
> Cash only please!
>
> After all, what are friends for, huh??

 

[bellystrokes]

Ok. Check is in the mail!

 

[Illtcklu]

Ok. Check is in the mail!

CASH ONLY!!!!!




Bankers do it ninety days with interest, and a penality for an early withdrawl!

 

[bellystrokes]

Don't talk to be about early withdrawals.

 

[Illtcklu]

Don't talk to be about early withdrawals.

........ are you suffering from withdrawl?

 

[bellystrokes]

and losing interest too.

 

[Illtcklu]

and losing interest too.

.........Ow

 

[bellystrokes]

well hell honey, if you want my attention, you need to bring in a big wad and make a huge depoist.

 

[Illtcklu]

well hell honey, if you want my attention, you need to bring in a big wad and make a huge depoist.

Ummmmmmm maybe you got confused.......... I'm supposed to relieve YOU'RE pain and suffering..........

 

[bellystrokes]

that would do it!

 

[Illtcklu]

Make you happy make you gay,
that's cause I cum twice a day.... I'm your Mailman!

Bang your knockers, ring your bells, I can show you somthing swell............. I'm your Mailman!


I don't mess with keys or locks I just drop it in your box.............. I'm your Mailman!


I can cum in any kind of weather!

That's because my bag is made of LEATHER!

 

[bellystrokes]

hehheehe

It's offical: Illtcklu has gone POSTAL!!!!


Way too fucking funny, honey.

 

[german]

How 'bout foreign currency?

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

I think globally, bring me your pounds (or whatever currency you use down there). hehehhe

 

[german]

oh down here they have dollars - cash - green back -money money

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

oh down here they have dollars - cash - green back -money money

Priest

Works for me!!! Bring it on!!!

 

[venray]

well hell honey, if you want my attention, you need to bring in a big wad and make a huge depoist.

Uh.....what exactly is a depoist???

 

[bellystrokes]

Uh.....what exactly is a depoist???

Fucking CA school system: we were taught to feel the spelling. hehehe

 

[venray]

Spell Dick......

 

[bellystrokes]

Spell Dick...... [/QUOTE

V--E---N---R---A---Y

(and the crowd goes wild as the cute little goddess of CA takes home the spelling bee trophy)

 

[german]

haha...spell dick...haha

thanks man there goes my morning coffee.

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

haha...spell dick...haha

thanks man there goes my morning coffee.

Priest

and for you, your morning coffee is after a four hour workout. hehehehe

 

[venray]

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cute

 

[venray]

 

[bellystrokes]

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cute

Spell cute: Okay" G---O (you get the point, hehhe)