Moral Lesson (Joke... Don't Run Away. It's Cute!)

[Sunriseticklee]

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a forth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."

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[His Divine Shadow]

LOL!!!!! They should make everyone memorize this one!!!!

 

[milagros317]

Very funny, Sunrise.😀 But I do hope that the farmer cleaned the bird carefully before cooking it.

 

[TicklingDuo]

Very funny, Sunrise.😀 But I do hope that the farmer cleaned the bird carefully before cooking it.

Agreed! Not my kind of stuffing at all! LOL

Ann

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Very funny, Sunrise.😀 But I do hope that the farmer cleaned the bird carefully before cooking it.

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[Limeoutsider]

They should teach this kind of stuff in school

 

[Sunriseticklee]

They should teach this kind of stuff in school

Puts it in the lesson plan for next week.

NEXT WEEK IS THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOHOO!

*does a little dance*

Sunrise

 

[Limeoutsider]

Congradulations! I hope you enjoy your summer vacation!

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Thanks...

It will mainly be finding a new job near my sick mother again, working 2 jobs to pay the bills. Moving, and making sure my hair won't fall out.

BUT I have a feeling that things are looking up for me.

🙂 They just have to.

Sunrise