More from Mastertank1's perverted dictionary

[Mastertank1]

Scrod=pluperfect subjenctive tense of screwed, euphemism for sex. See laid, boinked, porked, etc.

If the plural of mouse is mice;
The plural of spouse must be spice!

Indecent; If it's long enough, hard enough and far enough up then it's In decent.

(Yes, I AM a sick puppy. Thank you for noticing! 🙄 )

 

[lespieds]

oh christ.
How would you explain the grammar rules for past tense of "shit"?
Is it shat, sharted, shitted, shit, made potty?

 

[Mastertank1]

Well....

oh christ.
How would you explain the grammar rules for past tense of "shit"?
Is it shat, sharted, shitted, shit, made potty?

The past participle of shit is shat;
therefore, the past patriciple of split is splat!

used in a sentence;

"I saw that the shat was about to hit the fan, so I splat the scene, man!

or something.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. Has your entire dictionary been put online somewhere?

 

[Mastertank1]

Akshully

LOL 😛
Very amusing. Has your entire dictionary been put online somewhere?

I post 'em as I make 'em up. The dictionary is very much a work in progress. I cribbed the idea from the 'unabashed dictionary' bits that used to appear on the jokes page that was once printed on the back of the centerfold in Playboy magazine!
🙂