Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2006
- Messages
- 3,375
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Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily
Only users lose drugs
Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.
Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.
Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting
Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)
Officer, I swear the body was dead when I found it
Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.
My karma ran over your dogma.
I don't brake for pedestrians
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.
0 to 60... in 15 minutes.
Save gas. Fart in a jar.
(this one’s for Maniac)
If you don't like my driving, stay off the footpath.
Stay back, learning to change gears.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Caution! Driver's applying make-up
CAUTION : Driver Singing
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
Beam me to work Scotty, this traffic sucks.
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It was only a lane change!
Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-eat-shit
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
Caution: Driver Sleeping.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
If you can read this you are speeding.
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
<----Passing Side / Suicide---->
I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass?
I know I drive slow but at least I'm in front of you! (on back); Hi, Its me again! (on front)
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Caution: I drive like you do
I run over wannabees
Drive defensively, buy a tank
(this one for me and General Zod)
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
Life's Short...Drive Fast
Don't honk too loud, you'll wake up the driver
if you can't see my mirrors your way to damn close; back off dumbass
Clear the road - I'm sixteen!!
ROAD RAGE: Next 20 mi.
Next time, wave all your fingers at me!
Caution: Driver chews tobacco.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Speed bumps excite me!
If you can read this I can slam my brakes and sue you!
If you can read this I have lost my trailer
Drive Offensively, Get Them
(on a big motor home) We are spending out kids' inheritence
If you can read this, you are where I want you. Behind Me!
Speed like lightning, crash like thunder
Hello! Blinker? Oh sorry it must have been an option that year
My folks think I'm still in school.
Won't it be nice when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber?
i souport publik edekashun
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of it's students.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I is a college student.
My kid got your honor student pregnant
Huked on foniks werkd fer me!
Ate yeers agoe, I coodent eben spel teecher, and now I is wun!
English ain't doin me no good
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing
He who laughs last is a dim wit
Honor Role Stewdent
Wellesley College: We'll sleep when we're dead.
They can send me to college but they can't make me think.
Hooked on Ebonics worked for me
College: The best 7 years of my life!
My son/daughter is an honor student in the bartending school of the town of Podunk, Indiana
Just because your kid's an honor student doesn't mean you're anything to write home about.
My child is an honor student at Screeching Weasel High School
My road to success is under construction
I attended F.U.
Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily
Only users lose drugs
Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.
Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.
Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting
Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)
Officer, I swear the body was dead when I found it
Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.
My karma ran over your dogma.
I don't brake for pedestrians
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.
0 to 60... in 15 minutes.
Save gas. Fart in a jar.
(this one’s for Maniac)
If you don't like my driving, stay off the footpath.
Stay back, learning to change gears.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Caution! Driver's applying make-up
CAUTION : Driver Singing
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
Beam me to work Scotty, this traffic sucks.
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It was only a lane change!
Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-eat-shit
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
Caution: Driver Sleeping.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
If you can read this you are speeding.
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
<----Passing Side / Suicide---->
I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass?
I know I drive slow but at least I'm in front of you! (on back); Hi, Its me again! (on front)
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Caution: I drive like you do
I run over wannabees
Drive defensively, buy a tank
(this one for me and General Zod)
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
Life's Short...Drive Fast
Don't honk too loud, you'll wake up the driver
if you can't see my mirrors your way to damn close; back off dumbass
Clear the road - I'm sixteen!!
ROAD RAGE: Next 20 mi.
Next time, wave all your fingers at me!
Caution: Driver chews tobacco.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Speed bumps excite me!
If you can read this I can slam my brakes and sue you!
If you can read this I have lost my trailer
Drive Offensively, Get Them
(on a big motor home) We are spending out kids' inheritence
If you can read this, you are where I want you. Behind Me!
Speed like lightning, crash like thunder
Hello! Blinker? Oh sorry it must have been an option that year
My folks think I'm still in school.
Won't it be nice when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber?
i souport publik edekashun
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of it's students.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I is a college student.
My kid got your honor student pregnant
Huked on foniks werkd fer me!
Ate yeers agoe, I coodent eben spel teecher, and now I is wun!
English ain't doin me no good
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing
He who laughs last is a dim wit
Honor Role Stewdent
Wellesley College: We'll sleep when we're dead.
They can send me to college but they can't make me think.
Hooked on Ebonics worked for me
College: The best 7 years of my life!
My son/daughter is an honor student in the bartending school of the town of Podunk, Indiana
Just because your kid's an honor student doesn't mean you're anything to write home about.
My child is an honor student at Screeching Weasel High School
My road to success is under construction
I attended F.U.
