More Redneck Humor

[kered]

Just some good 'ol boys git'n er done!

 

[isabeau]

i don't get the very first one about plants and cleaner???? does that mean i'm definitely not a redneck? which i already knew..

 

[NavelTickler75]

I think they mean anal or penal cleaning there

 

[kered]

i don't get the very first one about plants and cleaner???? does that mean i'm definitely not a redneck? which i already knew..

It reads Pants, dear Izzy.

 

[isabeau]

It reads Pants, dear Izzy.

you pounding your head for any special reason?????

my two brothers have come to my aid...it's so nice to have brothers...kered, did you know that Naveltickler is also my brother now? hehe..

 

[kered]

my two brothers have come to my aid...it's so nice to have brothers...kered, did you know that Naveltickler is also my brother now? hehe..

OK with me, but I'm not sharing my room.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny signs, Kered. 😀

 

[isabeau]

OK with me, but I'm not sharing my room.

not even with me??? uh did i say that out loud? lol...hmm after all this is the redneck thread...brothers and sisters well uh you know...sighs lol..i can't believe i'm saying that.

 

[Bugman]

LOL,i love the one from the General Store,sounds like a place i would shop at.😀

 

[kered]

not even with me??? uh did i say that out loud? lol...hmm after all this is the redneck thread...brothers and sisters well uh you know...sighs lol..i can't believe i'm saying that.

Arrrrrg

 

[unclebill]

Great stuff, kered. Thanks for sharing.

 

[german]

How funny was the general store lmao...one stop shop right there.

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

How funny was the general store lmao...one stop shop right there.

Priest

Don't you dare!!!!!

 

[NavelTickler75]

OK with me, but I'm not sharing my room.

Oh come on, that's not nice dude, where am I to sleep?
She also has a little sister in the form of Ticklishgrl4life too ^^

 

[kered]

Oh come on, that's not nice dude, where am I to sleep?
She also has a little sister in the form of Ticklishgrl4life too ^^

Really?!!! Hmmmmmm. Perhaps something could be arranged.

 

[isabeau]

Really?!!! Hmmmmmm. Perhaps something could be arranged.

ooo i like that...you won't share a room with me..but mention a youngie like ticklishgirl4life and your eyes pop to the moon..gesh...forget it traitor brother..not interested any longer so there...pftt on you...you Sir are a redneck indeed..

 

[Mastertank1]

You might be a redneck if;

You took your dust bunny to the vet.

You lost your high school sweetheart---to your father!

Your family was impressed by a lecture on sanitation, so you bought a sanitary cup---and you all drink out of it.

You still don't quite get why the Nascar driver of the year is not president of the USA.

You think officiate is why your buddy got sick to his stomach after dinner.

If you've ever asked your lover 'whose yer' daddy' to figure out how closely you're related. 😱

I'll think of more later.

And Izzy darlin', ah'd druther have you than a duzzin' o' these young'uns! 😛oke3:

 

[isabeau]

And Izzy darlin', ah'd druther have you than a duzzin' o' these young'uns! 😛oke3:

i thank ee kindly....oops ah meant ah thank ee kindly...ya all see that? that there Mitch is a fine genteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel man...dang now where's me snuff? or some good chaw??? hehe..

 

[kered]

Here are some tried and true inventions.

 

[Bugman]

LOL,i love em.

 

[Mastertank1]

Way to go Kered!

Those are freakin' hilarious!
Especially 5 Dogs Security Systems Inc.