goddess_nemesis
Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2001
- Messages
- 42,898
- Points
- 38
1. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
2. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
3. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
4. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
5. When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
6. Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
7. Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth birthday.
8. Kitchens don't have light switches. At night, open the fridge door and use that light instead.
9. When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
10. Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.
11. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
12. A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
13. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.
14. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 23.
2. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
3. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
4. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
5. When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
6. Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
7. Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth birthday.
8. Kitchens don't have light switches. At night, open the fridge door and use that light instead.
9. When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
10. Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.
11. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
12. A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
13. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings, especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.
14. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 23.
