Mother's Milk

[bellystrokes]

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, who had partied late the night before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages.

He wrote:

1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He got an "A".

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very cute. 😀

 

[naughty1]

8. These cute containers come in a variety of shapes and sizes perfect for the man on the go or the stay at home Dad.

Very funny! Thank you for sharing those -- I mean -- about those cute containers, oh great goddess of mammary humor.

 

[bellystrokes]

Well I actually think "D" is better than "A" but that is me--oh is it ever . hehheehe

 

[naughty1]

Well I actually think "D" is better than "A" but that is me--oh is it ever . hehheehe

Ah yes, "D" for Doin' it Right. "D" for Delightful. "D" for Delicious. "D" for Do you know what I'm thinking? Maybe in school being a straight "A" student was where it was at, but in the school of life..."D" definitely beats an "A". No it's not just you...hehehe back at ya, goddess. 😉

You gotta know when to hold em
Know when to fondle em...oops sorry, I mean, fold em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run (only if you don't have permission)...

 

[Tick L]

Hehe, great joke there, Ms. Strokes. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

For all you bratty boys, you get a "D". heheheh

 

[naughty1]

For all you bratty boys, you get a "D". heheheh

I'm confused, don't they come in pairs? Or is the idea that we're supposed to share?

 

[bellystrokes]

One for each of you. Now of course if others come and play, I get we will have to get more. Steph..............................

 

[naughty1]

One for each of you. Now of course if others come and play, I get we will have to get more. Steph..............................

Good idea, when providing mammary glands in uncertain situations always be prepared to call for backup.

 

[bellystrokes]

With Steph, you mean "back less".

 

[naughty1]

With Steph, you mean "back less".

Oh yes, pardon me for the faux paux; I must be going through MWS (Mammary Withdrawal Syndrome). It strikes males over the age of 40 who have nothing better to do with their time than think of cute little pet names for women's breasts, and, of course, who aren't getting any. I feel like a real boob! Sorry...I'm actually planning on getting myself into a program next week. I need help. I know it! I admit it!