Tom Cruise's Vanilla Sky-1 Hour and 23 Minutes into this movie felt like spending 1 YEAR AND 23 WEEKS watching nothing but the pain, sorrow, despair, and agony of very desperate people. No bright spot, humor, happiness, or anything to make this movie WORTH a TINY FRAGMENT of a PENNY that you'd have to pay to see this piece of shit. You want a good Tom Cruise movie? See the Last Samurai...and avoid this shit like the plague.
Slither-A movie that for some god awful reason why classified as a "COMEDY" by the media. News flash, IT ISN'T. It's a GOREFEST with disgusting special effects and people being eaten up from the inside out, a woman being transformed into a disgusting bloated breeding machine, and other horrific effects. Oh, it's PG-13 for some inane reason. There's also no plot whatsoever. The entire movie is predictable the point where the whole pathetic movie is designed just to make you want to vomit.
"Saw" movie series-Nothing positive, no humor, no plot, and predictable to the point where I want to jam a god damned ice pick in Jigsaw's actor's f'ing throat just so I can watch him die. A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY. This film series is a gigantic one trick pony. It tries to make you afraid. That's all...nothing more. More space for the garbage can.
Godzilla (Emmerich's version)-Hollywood gave Emmerich $125-$150 million and he pumped out another piece of stinking crap...AGAIN! The acting is abyssal. Just...just god awful. As for Godzilla? What Godzilla? Godzilla doesn't even make an appearance in this piece of stinking crap. There's just a 46 meter tall iguana that likes to have sex with itself and can be killed by a sidewinder missile airstrike.
Star Wars (Episode I) [The Phantom Shitpile]-A mound of shit the size of a Star Destroyer. I wanted to strangle Portman's character so many times it literally ceased being funny in any sense of the word. The little brat was a even bigger pain. No acting talent whatsoever in that kid. There's only three relatively-decent scenes in this 2+ hour movie. The pod race, Bye-Gone-Soon and Obi-Douce-Kerosbi vs. Darth Funkface, and and the vastly outgunned Naboo pilots who could all be killed by a single proton torpedo from Wedge's X-Wing vs. the donut-cruiser.
Star Wars (Episode II) [Jar Jar Binks screws the Galaxy and everyone in it]-My...god. Okay, what a shitpile! Jebus Jimmie Christmas on a CORNDOG. It's almost WORSE than Episode I. Droids as soldiers? Yeah, way to go selling out to the FCC Lucas. The Jedi not bothering to question where the hell this CLONE ARMY CAME FROM and why should we even USE THEM as infantry? Dear god WHY IS JAR JAR BINKS A SENATOR? WHY? JUST WHY? Portman's acting is almost even MORE PAINFUL in this one than in the last one. Adrian's acting is almost as bad as Portman's. Where Episode I only had only three redeemable scene, this one only has ONE and to make matters WORSE IT'S NEAR THE ENDING. The outbreak of the Clone Wars of PLANET COCKROACH with Jackson seeing some action is good but why in god's name did he just bring about 123 people with LASER SWORDS to fight THOUSANDS OF METAL SOLDIERS WITH LASER GUNS! GUNS! FUCKING GUNS! AND EXPLOSIVES! AND SHIELDS! AND SONIC CANNONS! Jesus. Your telling me this so called Republic has NO GOD DAMNED ARMY WHATSOEVER by time this war happens? That just isn't possible! This movie is stupid! Your stupid Lucas! Stop giving us stupid!
Star Wars (Episode III) (A goddamned TICK ON A CAMELS ASS could have seen this COMING you idiot laser sword wielding buffoons!)-Palpatine takes over with NO ONE suspecting him up until now (a full 10 years after the war began) DESPITE NUMEROUS legislation that effectively makes him Emperor of the whole damned universe already having been passed MULTIPLE TIMES. Obi-Jesus are you THAT FREAKING STUPID-Kenobi shows off how great a teacher he is by ultimately turning his student into a burnt hotdog with a face! Portman and Adrian's acting is just as bad as always. The only thing that makes this movie SLIGHTLY BETTER than the other two is the combat.
I can't think anymore right now. I need time to cool off and enjoy some sweet sweet lovings by my mistress. Later guys and gals.