AffectionateDan
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June 13, 2006
The Honorable Barbara Boxer
Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Boxer,
As a native Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate,
as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I
need to do to become
a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last
five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxi ous to get the
process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about
the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000
fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?
This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid
heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my children would
receive preferential treatment relative to their applications to the
University of California and just about any law school.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Billy "B." S. Cody
Have a good day
The Honorable Barbara Boxer
Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Boxer,
As a native Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate,
as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I
need to do to become
a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last
five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxi ous to get the
process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about
the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000
fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?
This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid
heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my children would
receive preferential treatment relative to their applications to the
University of California and just about any law school.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Billy "B." S. Cody
Have a good day
This is a first class shot at the ridiculous reality where we now dwell!
