I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white Suburbanized Slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, My job, My kids, and My car.
My feet on a table and a Cuban Cigar.
But sometimes that's just ain't enough to keep a man like me intersted.
No way..nah huh...No how
I got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
Oh yeah, Oh Yeah, Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra fast Lanes.
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I use public toilets and piss on the seat.
I walk around the summer time saying how about this heat.
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
Sometimes I park in handycap spaces.
While handycap people make handycap faces.
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
And damn proud of it.