My appoligies to all the Yankee Fans!!

[Gilbert1]

I just want to say that i'm very sorry for the cruel Yankees Suck joke I posted about a month or so ago so I just want to make up for the mistake I made. So this time around, I will pick on another team. I have chosen the Bronx Bombers because they really suck. So here's to the Bronx Bombers.

 

[Gilbert1]

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white Suburbanized Slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, My job, My kids, and My car.
My feet on a table and a Cuban Cigar.

But sometimes that's just ain't enough to keep a man like me intersted.
No way..nah huh...No how
I got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
Oh yeah, Oh Yeah, Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast Lanes.
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!

I use public toilets and piss on the seat.
I walk around the summer time saying how about this heat.

I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!

Sometimes I park in handycap spaces.
While handycap people make handycap faces.

I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!

And damn proud of it.