bellystrokes
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My friend, Jadi's, car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It
wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches Jadi by her disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It
wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches Jadi by her disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied
