My Friend, Jadi, and the night out.

[bellystrokes]

Two of mt women friends, Jadi and Angie had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

Angie had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Jadi, however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon
on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.After the girls did their
business they proceeded to go home.

The next day Angie's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no
panties!!"

"That's nothing" said Jadi's husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[unclebill]

Very funny, my dear. You would have to be a real buckethead not to be amused by that story.

 

[bellystrokes]

Thank the goddesses, we dont have any bucketshead here.

Maybe those firemen will be climbing through Jadi's window.

 

[unclebill]

A carpenter would be better for Jadi. They make better studs.

 

[bellystrokes]

A carpenter would be better for Jadi. They make better studs.

"If you were a carpenter and I were a lady.........."

Knock wood.

 

[unclebill]

"If you were a carpenter and I were a lady.........."

Knock wood.

Morning wood as well. hehehe

 

[bellystrokes]

I'll knock wood any hour I feel

 

[unclebill]

I'll knock wood any hour I feel

Just tell Jadi to leave the window open. hehehe