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My friend, Jadi, goes to the casino

bellystrokes

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My friend, Jadi, went to the casion and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the croupiers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The croupiers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
 
Ha Ha! I was waiting for something like that to come out! Nevertheless, still funny, and I guess if it happened, it would get that reaction! Can you imagine someone actually trying to pull that one off?!
 
subZer0 said:
Can you imagine someone actually trying to pull that one off?!

Pull WHAT off? 😉

shame on bellystrokes for not making that pun first.
 
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