my job's worse than yours...

[sole seeker]

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson". Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."

Have a nice week folks, and remember, there is always someone with a
worse job than yours.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Could be worse. How would you like to work at Purina as a "dog-food taster"?

 

[milagros317]

Not to mention the guy at the circus who cleans up after the elephants.

 

[Deleted member 2452]

oh, i got you beat!

try being a nurse! half of our shifts are spent with our faces in other peoples asses, lol.
whipping butts, getting stool samples, giving bed baths, administering shots. and if that's not enough, we get to deal with the biggest assholes in the hospital, the doctors! lol.😀 😛
steve

 

[Moses25]

Re: oh, i got you beat!

try being a nurse! half of our shifts are spent with our faces in other peoples asses, lol.
whipping butts...

I think you mean wiping butts, don't you aa?

Otherwise, what kinda hospital are you working at?!? 😛

Cheers.😀

 

[sole seeker]

Re: oh, i got you beat!

try being a nurse! half of our shifts are spent... giving bed baths...
steve

Steve,

Why is it whenever I get hurt enough to be hospitalized it is either a male nurse or a 500-pound gorilla-like female with an attitude that gives me a bed bath? I always see plenty of attractive lady nurses walking around the hospital. Just wondering.

Jim

 

[TicklingDuo]

Steve is right. Health care can be quite demanding. But, I think if people go for a job they actually like, those "bad days" are fewer in number and don't tend to have as great an effect.

Ann

 

[amk714]

Being a student's the worst job in the world--you don't get paid, and you have to study constantly. 😛

 

[Deleted member 2452]

Re: Re: oh, i got you beat!

Steve,

Why is it whenever I get hurt enough to be hospitalized it is either a male nurse or a 500-pound gorilla-like female with an attitude that gives me a bed bath? I always see plenty of attractive lady nurses walking around the hospital. Just wondering.

Jim

cause you are awake enough to notice that some are cute! trust me, those kind of things are discussed in report, and asignments are given based on it, lol.
now the women nurses think nothing of giving the guys all the men, and older past their prime women patients, thus doing very little them selves! that's why they have time to flirt with the residents, lol.
steve

 

[Dave2112]

Maxim magazine was running an article about crappy jobs for a while there. (I haven't read in awhile, so I don't know if they still do.) The worst had to be the guy who cleans the jack-off booths at the porn store.

My worst job ever was at a slaughterhouse. I needn't go into it...

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Think your job is the worst...take a look!

Bad Day! Go To Work For "Q-Tip"
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Next time you have a really bad day at work, try this...
You will appreciate your job alot more...

On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the section where they have thermometers. You will need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure
that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your
therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat
suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the
thermometer and carefully place it on the bed side table so that
it will not become chipped or broken.
Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and
as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that
"every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested."

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times,
"I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the
Q-tip Company."

It works! Your job is no so bad now is it???

 

[sarlox]

I posted this awhile back, but I LOVE Tracy's repost.


Jeffy aka The New and Improved Sarlox

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

🙁 Sorry Jeffy, I'm busted! LOL I didn't go back and read of them and I didn't remember seeing it soooooooo I found it and wah lah, batta bing batta boom!

 

[sarlox]

Don't be sorry, I love the Qtip idea better😛

Jeffy aka The New and Improved Sarlox

 

[TickledToDeath]

LMAO!!!

I can just see the want ad for that position(no pun intended)!

Wanted: M/F for QC dept testing various products on themselves and or other QC employees. Must be in good physical condition and willing do endure long hours and somewhat uncomfortable situations. Must have good eyesite(and hindesight)and a steady hand! J&J is an equal opportunity employer. No experience necessary, but willing to learn!


TTD

 

[sole seeker]

Just goes to show that no one takes the time to read the first part of a thread.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

It was those damn happy pills I tell ya!!

Just goes to show that no one takes the time to read the first part of a thread.

🙄 Or maybe just a wee bit too much Merlot! Excuse me now I need a nap!

 

[slave4tickles]

Re: It was those damn happy pills I tell ya!!

🙄 Or maybe just a wee bit too much Merlot! Excuse me now I need a nap!

Hey Tracy don't feel so bad, hell I probably have done the same thing once or twice.🙄
Do you mind if I join you in your nap?

 

[ShiningIce]

Or maybe just a wee bit too much Merlot! Excuse me now I need a nap!

Uh oh gonna have to report Tracy to the nearest tempest league. 😛

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Uh oh gonna have to report Tracy to the nearest tempest league. 😛

Darlin' would you do that to me?🙁