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Atlanta Falcons' Buchanan suspended for streoid use



Van Slyke believes Bonds took steroids

CBS News | Paper: Sports Stars Got Steroids | March 10, 2004 08:17:57

nbc5i.com - NFL - Falcons LB Newman Suspended For Steroids Abuse

MSNBC - Report: Feds say Bonds, Giambi, Sheffield got steroids

MSNBC - McCain threatens MLB over steroids


Steroid question tarnishes All-Stars

AP Wire Steroids Worry All-Star Managers


Steroids Scandal!


AP Wire | 09/11/2002 | Falcons CB suspended for steroids



. AP Wire | 06/18/2002 | Baseball exec urges drug controls

Steroids Scandal: Finger-pointing heats up

Kenai Peninsula Online - Alaska NewspaperPlayers agree to test for steroids 08/08/02


AP Wire | 06/18/2002 | Baseball exec urges drug controls

Report: Canseco helped ballplayers obtain steroids

i80s.com - The Interactive 80s Network - Barry Bonds Reportedly Received Steroids


OnlineAthens: Sports: Track and field takes huge hit as Ottey tests positive for steroids



Steroid Use In Major League Baseball? Really?
Another "file under no sh-t?" story for you from Fox News (AP):

Over 5 Percent of Ballplayers Positive for Steroids

More than 5 percent of steroid tests on major league baseball players this year came back positive, triggering automatic testing starting next season.
Suspicions of steroid use had run high recently as bulked-up sluggers set all sorts of home run records. Stars such as Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa denied taking the drugs.

But on Thursday, the results proved what many in baseball had long assumed: Some players were taking more than vitamins...

A fan's take on the issue:

"I have to say that I have been a big fan of baseball this year (go Cubbies!), but I have also been greatly disappointed by the steroid use there. I don't want my son to grow up emulating baseball players who had to inject their muscles with steroids in order to be competitive. I don't want my son to turn to steroids to enhance his performance on the ball field.

And, I don't care if you believe that steroid use is prevalent in major league sports or that it's no big deal.

It is a big deal to me because so many children want to be these players when they grow up. And there is something inherently unfair (or un-American) about using chemicals to enhance player performance. Plus, the side effects of steroids are worrisome, too.

And what does "over 5 percent" mean? 50 percent is over 5 percent..."

100% in agreement with you here. What are kids supposed to think these days except that the only way they can truly emulate the sports figures they idolize is through messing with their bodies? (Or, in Strawberry's case, messing with illegal drugs, the law, and the court system.)
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RONALD BLUM / Associated Press
Posted: 13 minutes ago


NEW YORK (AP) — Major league baseball has banned THG, the recently unmasked steroid at the center of the case against the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative.

The health policy advisory committee of management and the players' association unanimously determined last Thursday that THG builds muscle mass and should be added to baseball's list of banned substances.

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"Testing for THG is an important step toward reaching our goal of zero tolerance," baseball commissioner Bud Selig said. "I am committed to that goal and advocate a more stringent and effective drug-testing program in the major leagues, similar to our program in the minor leagues."

The Food and Drug Administration ruled Oct. 28 that THG, which stands for tetrahydrogestrinone, is an illegal drug that lacks federal permission for sale in the United States.

Because baseball and other sports did not know about THG before last October, drug testing was unable to detect it.

"I don't care," Minnesota Twins outfielder Jacque Jones said. "I don't take any of that stuff so it doesn't matter to me what they ban."

Barry Bonds' personal trainer, Greg Anderson, was among four men indicted last month on charges of illegally supplying performance-enhancing drugs from BALCO. All four pleaded innocent.

Bonds, Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield were among the athletes called to testify before a grand jury. All have denied using illegal steroids.

Anabolic steroids are synthetic versions of the male hormone testosterone. Some are approved by FDA for prescription-only sale to treat certain diseases.

Selig told a Congressional committee last week that he hopes to have a tougher testing plan than the one called for in baseball's labor contract.

The plan has drawn some criticism. Players with major league contracts are tested only twice in a one-week period each year, and penalties - no suspension until the second offense - are far weaker than those called for in Olympic sports.

Players with minor league contracts, who are not covered by the labor contract, are tested more often, and positive tests are dealt with more harshly.

The day before the hearing, Selig sent a letter to the union asking to discuss the drug agreement. The players' association has not yet responded.

"There are modifications you think about as circumstances change and as the law changes," union head Donald Fehr said after meeting with the New York Yankees in Tampa, Fla. "We'll have to see how it goes. Obviously, nobody is interested in condoning any illegal substance.

"You have an agreement and you make agreements because you expect to hold to those agreements. You start opening up agreements, I suppose you can open them on anything. Having said that, you never bar having discussions or considering things or looking at it in a different light if circumstances change."

Selig is powerless to act unilaterally because drug testing is covered by collective bargaining. While the major league baseball constitution gives Selig broad power to act in the "best interests of baseball," in the labor contract he agreed the commissioner will take no action to "negate rights of players."

Boston pitcher Curt Schilling said the current system "is not working" and is angry that a federal grand jury has subpoenaed results from last year's survey tests for several players.

"We were told last spring that the tests that we were taking were completely anonymous," Schilling said. "We were told that no one would be able to be identified through this testing."

AP Sports Writer Howard Ulman in Fort Myers, Fla., contributed to this story.
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Caminiti comes clean

Ex-MVP says he won award while using steroids
Posted: Tuesday May 28, 2002 4:16 PM

ATLANTA (CNNSI.com) -- Former major leaguer Ken Caminiti says he was on steroids when he won the National League Most Valuable Player Award in 1996, according to an exclusive report in this week's issue of Sports Illustrated.

But even though it left him with health problems that continue to this day, Caminiti defended his use of steroids and told SI's Tom Verducci the practice is now so rampant in baseball that he would not discourage others from doing the same. Caminiti told Verducci that he continued to use steroids for the rest of his career, which ended last season when he hit .228 with 15 home runs and 41 RBIs for the Texas Rangers and the Atlanta Braves.

"Look at all the money in the game," Caminiti said. "A kid got $252 million. So I can't say, 'Don't do it,' not when the guy next to you is as big as a house and he's going to take your job and make the money."

Eight days after his release by the Braves last November, Caminiti was arrested in a Houston crack house. In March, he was placed on three years probation and fined $2,000 after pleading guilty to cocaine possession.

"I've made a ton of mistakes," admitted Caminiti, who is also a recovering alcoholic. "I don't think using steroids is one of them."

Although he is the first major leaguer to publicly admit using steroids, Caminiti told Verducci that, "It's no secret what's going on in baseball. At least half the guys are using [steroids]. They talk about it. They joke about it with each other. ... I don't want to hurt fellow teammates or fellow friends. But I've got nothing to hide."

Steroids are illegal in the United States unless prescribed by a doctor for a known medical condition. But they are easily obtained, most commonly over the counter at pharmacies in Mexico and other Latin American countries. Former major leaguer Chad Curtis, who retired after last season, estimated that 40 to 50 percent of major league ballplayers use steroids -- sometimes supplemented with joint-strengthening human growth hormone -- to suddenly become stronger and faster.

"You see guys whose facial features, jaw bones and cheek bones change past [age] 30. Do they think that happens naturally?" Curtis told SI. "You go, 'What happened to that guy?' Then you'll hear him say he worked out over the winter and put on 15 pounds of muscle. I'm sorry, working out is not going to change your facial features."

Steroids improve muscle mass, especially when combined with proper nutrition and strength training. But they also have several side effects, such as heart and liver damage, endocrine-system problems, elevated cholesterol levels, strokes, aggressive behavior, and the shrinkage and dysfunction of genitalia.

The NFL, NBA and International Olympic Committee all test their athletes for steroids. Major League Baseball has no testing program, but in February owners presented the players' association with a comprehensive drug-testing plan that covers 17 commonly known steroids, as well as amphetamines, cocaine, LSD and Ecstasy.

"We need to test," commissioner Bud Selig told SI. "I believe it's in the best interest of the players long term. I feel very strongly about that."

But the players' association has refused to include steroid testing in past collective bargaining agreements, arguing that it is an invasion of privacy. Gene Orza, the union's associate general counsel, was noncommittal about the latest proposal.

"We're going to do what the interest of our membership requires us to do," he said. "There will be a consensus from the players' association."

One reason for baseball's slow response, players suggested to SI, is that by making players bigger -- the average All-Star weighed 211 pounds last year, compared to 199 in 1991 -- steroids have contributed to one of the greatest slugging booms in the game's history. The single-season home run record has been broken twice in four years, while the 60-homer plateau has been surpassed six times. Even leadoff hitters and utility infielders are hitting home runs in record numbers.

"We're playing in an environment in the last decade that's tailored to produce offensive numbers anyway, with the smaller ballparks, the smaller strike zone, and so forth," said Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Curt Schilling. "When you add in steroids and strength training, you're seeing records not just being broken, but completely shattered."

And that's what fans want, said Curtis. "If you polled the fans, I think they'd tell you, 'I don't care about illegal steroids. I'd rather see the guy hit the ball a mile or throw it 105 miles an hour.' "

Caminiti told SI that he began using steroids midway through the 1996 season after injuring his shoulder while playing third base for the San Diego Padres. Then 33, Caminiti had never hit more than 26 home runs in a season. But he hit 28 alone after the All-Star break that year, finishing with 40 homers, 130 runs batted in and a .326 batting average. All were career highs, and he was a unanimous choice for the MVP.

"I think it was more of an attitude," Caminiti said of the steroids' effect. "There is a mental edge that comes with the injections. And it's definitely something that gets you more intense. The thing is, I didn't do it to make me a better player. I did it because my body was broke down."

While his performance improved, Caminiti encountered new health problems, primarily because he initially used steroids nonstop instead of in recommended cycles. As a result, his testosterone level dropped 80 percent below normal. Still, he continued to use steroids for the rest of his career, albeit in proper doses. But he never again approached his '96 performance, in part because he spent portions of each of his final five seasons on the disabled list.

"I got really strong, really quick. I pulled a lot of muscles. I broke down a lot," he said. "I'm still paying for it. My tendons and ligaments got all torn up. My muscles got too strong for my tendons and ligaments. And now my body's not producing testosterone. You know what that's like? You get lethargic. You get depressed. It's terrible."

Caminiti's injury history is not unusual, according to the SI report. Major league players made 467 trips to the DL last season, staying there an average of 59 days -- 20 percent longer than in 1997. And major league teams paid $317 million last year to players physically unable to play -- a 130 percent increase from four years earlier.

"It [baseball] was always the sport for the agile athlete with the small frame," said noted sports orthopedist James Andrews of Birmingham, Ala. "Over these last 10 years, that's all changed. Now we're getting a bunch of these muscle-related injuries in baseball. You'd have to attribute that -- both the bulking up and the increased injuries -- to steroids and supplements."


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Posted by: dg806

I heard this on the radio this morning!! I still think it helps them!! Come on!! These guys are the best...that's why they are in the majors!! I think they all have great hand/eye coord.!! Maybe some better than others, but it's the strength that has enabled them to hit such monterous shots!!! I don't care one way or the other either. but I don't think it's fair when you compare new hitters to old hitters! Not fair to old hitters!


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Posted by: I Are Baboon

dg, no doubt the steroids add some pop to their hits. But if it were not for years of baseball training, they wouldn't be able to hit a ball to begin with.

Imagine pumping Willie Mays, Ted Williams, or Mickey Mantle full of steroids. These guys were hitting 500 foot shots before steroids were even available!


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Posted by: dg806

That's what i'm saying..I agree...Just imagine how many they would have hit!!


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Posted by: gopro

Steroids help baseball players FOR SURE...maybe not directly, but indirectly with strength, aggression, and improved recovery so as to stay strong throughout the season. It is certainly one of the reasons stats are being taken to the next level. Steroids in baseball makes me sick!


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Posted by: dg806

Ken Caminiti was the most competitive player I ever played with. He was an incredible all-out player the four years he played in San Diego. He would dive around third base to make plays and dive head-first when he was running the bases.


Ken Caminiti hit 121 of his 239 career home runs during his four seasons with the Padres.
Although I still love the guy, knowing he took steroids -- at least during his MVP season in 1996 -- taints what he accomplished as well as baseball's integrity.

As a former teammate who was on the field working alongside him, it is disappointing to know Caminiti was doing something to enhance his abilities. While the steroids did not give him the heart of a lion, they make you wonder how much could be attributed to him and how much to his steroid use.

I am not surprised Caminiti was taking steroids. Reading the newspaper reports Wednesday morning, some players who were interviewed guessed or assumed he had used steroids. When I played, I was somewhat oblivious to what was going on around me. I kept to myself and focused on my own preparation. I am sure, though, there are a lot of players who have done the same thing as Caminiti and are doing the same thing now. You don't know for sure when a player is using steroids. But when players see a teammate go from 190 pounds to 215 pounds of sheer muscle, they wonder.

Caminiti said half the players in the major leagues are using steroids, but I would guess the number is around 20 percent. He also said players either talk or joke about it, but I remember having only one conversation about steroids with a bunch of players between games of a doubleheader in Houston.

Someone asked, "If you had the opportunity to extend your career and maybe make more money, would you take them?" Being the older player on the club, I said no. I said the thrill of the game for me was being able to go out and perform at a higher level than other people. That was my drug.

But then someone asked another question: "If you were on the bench and had a chance to sign a two-year deal where you could take care of your family and have an opportunity to play, would you consider taking steroids?" As an everyday player, I hadn't thought of it that way. The question made me think.

A few players said they would have to consider it. I said they were crazy. They could play two years and make enough money to support their family for life, but the steroid use could also take two years off the back end of their lives.

Everyone knows steroids give players extra strength and allow them to play longer without getting fatigued. But one thing I always noticed and questioned was why so many players were going on the disabled list. Players were getting dinged up and taking longer than they should to recover.

Major League Baseball and the players are both at fault for allowing steroid use to continue. Caminiti was talking about taking steroids in 1996, but who knows how long it has gone on?

The union has fought hard to prevent testing of any kind, and it will probably continue to oppose testing. But, when I was a player rep for the Padres, I felt the players had nothing to hide. I thought we needed to show the fans that the players were clean and were just better ballplayers than everybody else. Not everyone agreed with my perspective.

In the last five years, balls have been flying out of the ballpark at a faster rate than ever before. Records that have stood for years are being threatened or improved each and every season. When fans go to the ballpark to watch a game, they are expecting the major-league players to be more talented than the average person. But here's the scariest part: When steroids or other drugs are added to the mix, people will begin to question their ability. Is drug use the reason for the big numbers?

Major League Baseball and the players are both at fault for allowing steroid use to continue. Caminiti was talking about taking steroids in 1996, but who knows how long it has gone on?


Think of the numbers players such as Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and Ted Williams put up during their careers. The issue of steroid use in today's game shows how good they were.

Unfortunately, much of what happens at the big-league level trickles down to the college and high school levels. You would think banning the use of steroids would remove the temptation. But would it, considering the type of success a lot of players are having?

If Major League Baseball banned steroids, the only way to know for sure that players were clean is to test every year. At the same time, is there a test that would just test for steroids? I didn't know then and I don't know now. If the union agreed to testing, a lot of players would probably test positive. But the way athletes have masked drugs in the Olympics, baseball players could probably do the same thing.

At some point, someone has to take a stand. Major League Baseball should be concerned not only about Caminiti's revelation, but also about more revelations coming out. There has to be a way for the league and the players to work together to find a solution to a continuing problem.

Otherwise, I guess we will wait and see who Jose Canseco names in his book.

ESPN analyst and future Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn was Ken Caminiti's teammate in San Diego from 1995 to 1998.


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Comedian Chris Rock said it best. While discussing the average person's ocassional lapse in judgement, he said, "It's not something I would ever do…but I understand."

That was my first thought when I read Sports Illustrated's "revelation" that 50 percent of baseball players use steroids. In fact, whenever the topic is performance-enhancing drugs, Chris Rock's high-pitched voice accompanies my thoughts: I never took steroids, but I totally understand why people do.

You wake up Sunday morning and you know right away, "I don't have it today." You stand up, your legs are dead, your reflexes aren't what they normally are, and although you just slept the same number of hours you normally do, you're groggy. But you can't feel this way, and you won't feel this way because, dammit, you're not supposed to feel this way. You're a professional athlete, and a few hours from now you'll be playing a game in which you need to perform. So you quickly dismiss the ugly truth from your mind and from that moment until kickoff, you lie to yourself: "I feel great and I'm ready to kick somebody's ass today!"

Then the game starts and you get your ass kicked instead. It's not because you didn't give it your best effort. You always do. You love playing this game and you get paid handsomely to do so. But effort doesn't count for shit when the guy across from you is on his game and you aren't. (Sometimes, it's not just a few guys whose bodies betray them, but an entire roster. A couple of years ago, I gave a colleague my take on why the Buccaneers had just been blown out by the Raiders. He thought they were too good a team to get beat 45-0. I told him, the whole team is on the same schedule, so it stands to reason that on a given day, they can all play like dogs.)

I know what you're thinking. These guys make too much money to ever have bad days. Hell, they get paid like gods, so they should be gods, right? Trust me, every athlete wants to be more than human, and some even fool themselves into actually believing it. But I've said this a million times before and I'll keep saying it: There are times when that pesky nuisance called human limitation rears its ugly head and eclipses hunger, desire, and even the chance for revenge.

** WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE "ATHELETES" OR ATHELETIC "STUNTMEN" OR "PERFORMERS"-I.E.- PRO WRESTLERS**

I know all the reasons people give for why athletes shouldn't take drugs. Purists say it's not fair. It's supposed to be a level playing field and there's no room for cheaters. And realists chime in with the horrible things it does to your body. They're absolutely right. Threats of liver and kidney failure were enough to keep me off the juice. And that whole testicle shrinkage thing? That all but sealed the deal. So I agree with those who say 'roids aren't good for you. But come on, let's keep it real. Football -- a game founded on violent collision -- ain't exactly the healthiest pursuit either.

Before we go any further, imagine this scenario: Choose the one guy in the building who could never beat you in a footrace. Tell that guy you'll give him $1,000 if he beats you. Oh, and invite the whole office to watch. I guarantee you that guy would put everything he's got into trying to beat you. A lot of cash, along with the threat of public embarassment, has a way of motivating people. That guy would run harder than he's ever run before. But he wouldn't beat you. He wasn't fast enough yesterday and he wouldn't be any faster tomorrow. Not if you gave him all the money in the world.

That guy may not go so far as to stick a syringe full of testosterone in his ass. But next time there's a "revelation" about an athlete who did ... he just might understand.
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A former wrestler, "Superstar" Billy Graham, was heavily into steroid use in his wrestling heyday....

And today, he has MUCH trouble walking, and health issues are not the greatest...

He now goes around to high schools, preaching the EVILS of steroid use.

He made a mistake; he is doing what he can to atone for it.

A man makes a mistake, and forever is branded?

No.

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Explain to me what is in an "athelete"...

A person who gives their all for fans who enjoy their work....

Can a stuntman not be an athelete?

Can a cheerleader not be an athelete?

OK....

Well, when a person gives the fans what they want...

And I used to be a wrestler, so I know just how in-shape you need to be....

Why could that person not be considered an athelete?

Are actors on steroids?

Are stuntmen on steroids?

Why is there such an overbearing negativity towards a genre that is considered "Sports-Entertainment"?

Why is it a man who looks like HHH-(Paul) is right off the bat, accused of steroid use....


But Mark McGwire is not dragged thru the mud as badly?

Do you watch a movie, and say...

Did you see that? That was so fake....

Duh, dumbass....

Noone is debating the validity of "Sports-Entertainment"....

Predetermined?

Yup.

So are most all other Major League "Sports".

Boxing isn't fake?

So, lemme get this straight....

Noone, in the ENTIRE HISTORY of boxing, has ever taken a dive?

You know....

LOST ON-PURPOSE?

Ok....

So, there isn't ANYONE involved in "real" sports, who take steroids?

Y'all need to take a look at the start of this post...


Do wrestlers take steroids?

Sure they do....

I have been wrestling since the age of 12, and at the age of 15, I was offered steroids....

I weighed 115, stood 5'9, and considered it....

Then decided "Fuck it".

Turned them down....

Bulked up on my own, and thru a weight training class, bulked up naturally....

Now, I am 5'11...

260 lbs....

And, yes, most of it is muscle....

NATURAL.
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Now, tron....

You claim to be, if I remember correctly, a former NFL star....

I won't say either way if you are or not....

I don't know you, and I really don't care....

But, as intelligent as you sometimes come across as, are you telling me, that in your days of NFL....

You never....

NEVER....

Saw someone pull out a bottle, and shoot themselves in the rear with a needle?

You never....

NEVER....

Saw anyone use steroids?

I'm sorry....I think that's bullshit.

Do wrestlers use steroids?

Yup.

Did Barry Bonds use steroids?

Yup.

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It's very simple, what I am trying to say....

I used to be a wrestler.

I ALWAYS have been a fan of the storylines, and have more than once, copied some for my own use....

😛

Now, you seem to not like wrestling.

OK.

We get it.

Point taken.

Quit selling when we have bought it.

I don't like baseball...

I don't start shit with evey person who posts a thread about it....

I, along with many others here, are just sick of reading your manure, when discussing something we enjoy....



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Rapists?

Mike Tyson.

Drug users?

Darryl Strawberry.


Steroids use?

Mark McGwire.
Tony Mandrich (sp?)
Lyle Alzado (sp?)
Jose Canseco.

And the lists go on, and on, and on.


And, as far as you knowing who is and isn't in Heaven....

Well, I guess God walks the Earth in the human form of Tron?

😉

I think not....

I have no problem hearing, or reading, as it were, tron's opinions....

But it just goes too fucking far....

I have said all I want, and care, to say about any of this, or anything about tron

The ignore option works well, people, and has brought much pleasure to my life....

Noone here on the forum, will ever hear the subject of tron, or anything he thinks is important, from me again....
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DAMN that felt good....

Like an emotional enima, so to speak....
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Anyone who would care to discuss wrestling, or has any questions, please feel free to ask me anytime, as I am always up for it...

Wil
 
LOL..

Ok I'm not laughing at your post. I take it very seriously. I'm laughing at your statement that I claim to be a former NFL Star. For the record, I never claimed to be a star, I know better than that. I played in the NFL, but certainly never starred. Probably my biggest claim to fame was getting run over by Earl Campbell.

I never once denied steroids are not used in other professional sports. I'd be stupid to do so. I'll say right here, it's NOT as prevalent as in Pro Wrestling and those who use them rarely rise to the top. Bonds is an exception, (though I debate baseball as being a sport). Usually the testing in professional sports catches the offender. I've NEVER heard once of a professional sports team selling roids to their players. Seems like more than a few wrestling promoters have been indicted for doing so, including one VERY big name.

I also know at times NFL behaviour isn't the greatest. Again you'll never hear me say otherwise. I read a great book last year about some of the criminal types in the NFL. I'm not stupid. Again compared to pro wrestling it's a very low percentage. Note of all the players you named there were no real big name NFL players. Most were B Ball players. Odd ain;t it? The reason is steroids tend to tighten the muscles, where in the NFL one has to be extremely flexible.

Personally, I have nothing against Pro Wrestling per se'. It's no different than a good B Movie. One of my favorite nights was due to a pro wrestler (whupping Kevin Nash ass in the flats in Cleveland, no wonder the boy needs body guards). I've met Hulk Hogan twice, and liked him both times, he was personable, a good talker, and quick to smile. What I found very nice about him was his remembering who I was after not seeing me for 5 years. I met him at the Cow Palace in San Fran. Then I had short Navy hair, we talked for about 10 minutes while he looked out over the rink. 5 years later, I took my nephew to a match in Cleveland, Hogen was standing between a couple curtains, looked up, and even though my hair was a good 20 inches longer recognized me, and later on took my nephew back stage. I'll vouch for his niceness, but certainly not his athletic ability, and the fact is, he used the juice, as soon as he got off it, he got fat. When I was in the Navy I met and arm wrestled Mark Calloway many times in a biker/sailor bar called the Horse And Cow in Vallejo, California. At the time he wrestled as Mean Mark Callous, today you know him as The Undertaker. Again I found him to be incredibly nice, and one of the few wrestlers who is a better than average athlete. I KNOW the concentration and balance it takes to walk all the way around the ring on the top rope.

What I DO find offensive is those who think it's real, and that it takes any real toughness to partake in something that is fake and scripted. It doesn't take any toughness at all to get up from a fake chair shot, It DOES take REAL toughness to take a wallop from a 330 pound Tackle, then get your head together in time to line up at the line of scrimmage around 20 seconds later, not knowing which 330 pounder has his helmet lined up with your number. THAT my friend takes real mental and physical toughness, In the NFL you don't see a fatass like Mick Foley (another remarkably intelligent guy, I loved his book) playing at 40 years old. Nor a washed out Midget like Bret Hart going at it as a star. On the whole wrestlers are uncoordinated, overmuscled, slow (those who aren't fat old and slow). Hell one of the best Pro Wrestlers couldn't cut it in college level football. Why would I respect them as athletes?

I have no problem with the money the big timers make. More power to them I say.

But PLEASE let's stop pretending it's real, that they're athletes, and that it takes any type of toughness to do what they do. Quite simply, compared to real professional sports it doesn't.

Hell, when people start prefacing their post with The Folowing Concerns Acting, I'll stop giving my input to wrestling posts. OR when a Pro wrestler finally whips my ass I'll stop.

Tron
 
Well, you at the very least, have earned a little respect from me...

I am not refering to wrestling as "real"...


As I said, I used to do it for a living, and as I also said, yes, it is scripted...

I wrestled, as well as wrote, for the WNIWF, for many years...

I am not implying that it an atheletic feat to get hit in the head with a chair...

I AM, however, implying that it does take a certain amount of atheletism to be able to do some of the things we do...

Did McMahon push 'roids?

Your damn straight he did, and still does....

But not all promoters and promotions are the same.

It is more prevalent in wrestling, grant you...

But I have stated before, and I will state again, I never considered myself an athelete, on par with the kind of shape other pro sports require....

But I compaired myself to being more of a stuntman, more than anything else.

But, I was, before becoming a wrestler, like the kid sitting in the audience at a David Copperfield show....

Wow.

I figured he wasn't really sawing the woman in half, but wanted to know just how it was pulled off....

Then I learned, and I loved it, and I was the magician, if you will...

The feeling of people cheering or booing you...

Asking for an autograph....

Did it take any athleticism for me to break bones, and take who knows how many chair shots to the head.

Nope.

It took athleticism to be able to go out and perform for 45 minutes to an hour straight.

Yep.

In football, you get time-outs, and a half-time.

Not when you're in front of a crowd, in a ring...

The falls have to be timed right, and your average run of the mill out of shape couch potato ain't gonna cut something like this....

You have to understand, it is a show....

People enjoy it....

Please don't shit on it.

We understand you don't care for it.

OK.

My issue isn't wanting to flame you, or start shit.

I'm not apologizing, mind you.

Just saying, don't sour a decent thread by thrusting your opinions on others...

I came here, with the intent of discussing my love of tickling with others of like mind.

And I do that.

I don't come here to have someone start shit over what I love, or believe, or enjoy discussing/participating in.

If you and I agree to disagree, that's fine.

I just ask you to ease up a little.

Wil
 
I have never spoken about this issue, yet have alot to say. So it wouldn't be "stale" to me. I've also been around long enough to feel that Neutron's comments and feelings on pro wrestling, inparticular the WWE/WWF , are less than kind, though he has every right to feel that way about it. I agree with the points he often makes, yet disagree with them at the same time. I do not however like that he constantly talks down upon the subject and the people whom would find it interesting or are fans.

He incites anger in others due to his constant badgering and utter discontent and loathing for it. I feel he often pushes his liberties when it comes to wrestling, and I feel he's made his point a hundred times over. I think he shouldn't try so hard. We already know how he feels about it. If he keeps up like this he might burn himself out eventually. 🙄 Such a need to prove others wrong can't be healthy. And to expend so much energy into something like this almost makes it all questionably trivial and childish. We are all adults. Its not like the majority of us actually think its completely real and un-scripted. We know how it works, so you don't need to tell us over and over again. We only play along with it, like the rest of the world, to maintain the fun and excitement of it all.

Lets take a couple of the facts and consider them:

1.) Wrestling is indeed scripted and the results are predetermined.

PRO- It insures the "right" thing happens or the decided result positively effects the future of the plot/and or story line in some way. It allows the desired effect to continue. It is a concious effort to give the fans what they want while making it believable enough (ie- a title match where the odds are stacked against the protagonist (or face as they are called), but yet victory is still possible realistically.

CON- This makes it a show more than a competition. Its often predictable and things can and do become redundant. Fans are denied the satisfaction of seeing what would really happen if it were real. The charge and excitement is not there naturally, and is only manifested through hype, promos, gimmicks, scripted feuds, mic. skills, announcers, interviewers and the like, and the selling of merchandize.

2.) The wrestling itself is REAL, while the actions/effects/pain are exagerated.

PRO-

A-

The wrestlers show us their legitimate, real mat skills that they have trained for and developed themselves over the course of many years (in most cases). These skills can be respected because they do dispense much energy and tax their concentration in the ring. Some of these moves are very complex, and couldn't be faked even if desired. They make what they do exciting, and this practically makes up for the whole thing being scripted.

B-

Accidents DO happen and wrestlers DO get hurt, bruised and grazed, or even worse. Not that this is a PRO, but it does go to further legitmize what they do on a weekly basis for us. It also makes it evident that while it is staged and rehersed, they are taking a risk every time they perform for us. The wrestling is VERY real, and anything unwanted COULD happen unexpectedly and often does whether we hear about it or not. When the wrestlers know a danger is there, and they will be in pain because of a maneuver or action they must perform, they go through with it dispite how they might personally feel about it. I'd imagine some of them fear having to do some of the stunts they are asked to do. But the fact that they go through with them earns the respect of the fans. Cactus Jack (Mic Foley) was very popular because of this. He gave the fans what they wanted and he didn't fail to please dispite the REAL pain he would be in.


CON-

A-

The idea that the wrestlers are really "beating eachother up" is fake and exagerated. While they are tiring themselves, the moves and grappling are peformed and acted out in such a way so as to protect the other wrestlers from serious injury. (ie- the head is cushioned and braced by the inner thighs/legs when the tombstone pile driver is performed).

B-

Fans want to see real injury, real fighting, and wrestling performed without restraint, though. They cannot be given this for obvious reasons, mainly because if it were real in this sense the wrestlers would be out of action for too long, and their appearances would be inconsistant and they would constantly be on the injured list or some may even die. As a result (if they don't die in a freak accident or are just struck the wrong way) they would probably quit after a while, or demand even higher wages regardless of their popularity or status in the business or in certain circles.

C-

Because of this people take wrestling less seriously, and this further adds negatively to the fact that it is scripted. The things that happen in the ring or outside are always exagerated by the announcers by then telling what we know are blatent lies (ie- "another shot to the head with a STEEL chair!"). The chairs they use are not made of steel, nor are the trash cans in hardcore matches, etc. You can even hear the sound they make, and that gives it away. The danger in these objects are not real, as they were designed to not hurt the wrestlers when they use them, or they are used in such a way that no long term damage will be inflicted upon the other wrestler (hopefully).

D-

When blood is shed, how the blood is shed is done meticulously and with care, despite how it looks. I hear they used to use "blood patches" that would burst and release fake blood when enough pressure was applied to them, back in the day. In the case of genuine blood, lesions are inflicted until the blood runs on its own. The damage to the wrestlers is minimal (as is evident when they return to action the following week or in the case of RAW talent, the following day after a PPV).

E-

The announcers are responsible for making the danger, pain, and the match itself, seem more real than it actually is. Pain is exagerated as are actions, and tone of voice is used to imply these things. Announcers often gripe or complain about what happens during or after the match. They also take this time to talk about current events in the business. This is all a ploy to bait the audiance and appeal to the audiance's disgust or enthusiasm for whats going on. In short, it is their job to feed off of public opinion and play off of it in order to make the hype even stronger in the public eye.


"Professional wrestling is more like professional stuntwork", akin to what daredevils do. Only the stunts are performed in a ring, not on a motorcycle or some such.

The image of wrestling is used to perpetuate and legitmize what they are doing. Obviously mundane wrestling, amateur or professional is nothing like what we see in sports entertainment. This business, the business of sports entertainment is just that- sports entertainment. It is a show that is put on for our entertainment, and it is a very successful one. The business is profitable and continues to grow regardless of what people think of it.

This however does NOT make wrestling fake in the arena of sports entertainment. Only the results are fixed. Anything that happens outside of that is real.


What I have said does not seem in favor of the topic, yet I fully support sports entertainment. I've been a WWE/WWF fan since I was a child, and I always will be unless it just becomes too watered down for me to care. To me, when I was a child, it was real. Very real. The fantasy of it all intrigued me, as did the effort that was put into making it more than just wrestling.

Now that I am an adult and know very well how the business works, it only helps to appriciate it even more. The truth is, I wouldn't want it to be real. If it was, it would be boring and wouldn't be nearly as successful as it is.

Long live sports entertainment! 🙂
 
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Couple of quick points here...

The chairs are regular steel chairs, and the garbage cans are metal as well...

It's not what we got hit with, it's HOW we were hit with them....

On the upper shoulders, where the most meat is, stings, but is not overly painful, unless the guy you're in there with messes up.

I have gotten MANY concussions, and been even knocked unconscious, from guys NOT knowing exactly how to hit the right way....

I know these things, because I wake up almost every day, still, in pain from something or another, usually from the way I used to wrestle...

The blood, MOST times, goes like this:

Blood from the forehead-

Was procured with a small razor blade, hence the name "blading", which is used to open a small cut on the forehead, which will most times produce quite a bit of blood....

A way to add to the effect, is to, when the camera is off you, hide your face in your arms, as if injured, hold your breath, and tense up your face and neck....this will make blood rush to your head more quickly....

Internal blood- ie: blood from mouth, nose...

Either a lip or nose was legitametly broken open, or in the event of pushing an internal injury angle, either a small balloon is filled with theatrical blood and bitten down upon-(as is also the case of Tajiri's "mist"-a balloon is filled with colored water), or else a "blood capsule" is used.


May I suggest a film, that would explain most all of these things?

Beyond the Mat.

Wil
 
Oh, I don't mean to downplay your experiences. No one would know better than yourself and others that have dabbled in the business.

I'm sure there are right and wrong ways to strike a wrestler and perform the various grappling moves. My point is theres a concious decision to do it right or wrong. If it were real, obviously, no one would care and would abuse the use of the chair, quite possibly ending a career in one night.

Humans, in a very primal way, love seeing blood and violence. I sometimes wonder if this is why people are attracted to very physical or agressive sports.

More to the point then, it is real to an extent, but only because there are actual injuries and short term as well as long term pain.

I think the biggest debate over this isn't that pro wrestling isn't real, its that its staged and fixed. Perhaps if it wasn't people wouldn't complain. Although if that were allowed to happen, McMahon wouldn't have any control over his own business and it might go under if people don't end up seeing what they want. And perhaps thats the reason its staged to begin with. Aside from the fact the talent would be too badly injured to continue in the business.
 
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