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my new favorite Simpsons quote

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from a very old episode, Penny Marshall as the evil babysitter:

"You are going to do what I say, or else I am going to do something to you. And I don't know what that is, because everyone has always done what I say."
 
Homer-I need a birthday present for my son.
Shop owner-I have this Krusty the Clown doll...you pull the string and it talks.
Homer-Thats good.
Shop owner-Unfortanatley, the doll is cursed.
Homer-Thats bad.
Shop owner-But it comes with a choice of four frozen yougurts, which I call frougurts!
Homer-Thats good!
Shop owner-The toppings contain potassium benzanite.
Homer-.......can I go now?

Thought I'd share that one with you, makes me laugh every time.
 
I LOVE the Simpsons!

I just hope Bart and Lisa get past elementary school. 🙂
 
I can't steal other people's money, I can't print my own money, why don't I just die?


I'm not really a religious man, but if you're up there.............please help me Superman!


Both attributed to Homer, although slightly paraphrased. 🙂
 
story of my life...

"Ohhh, why are people always trying to kill me?"

or

"Marge, why don't people like me?"

- Homer :wow: (d'oh!)
 
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.......

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Ven
 
Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Or whatever sound Homer makes when he's surprised 😀
 
No, mate, Doh! is the sound Homer makes when he realizes he's done something stupid! 😛
 
amk714 said:
No, mate, Doh! is the sound Homer makes when he realizes he's done something stupid! 😛

I know that you vast, intergalactic bollock from Sainsbury's! (A bottom quote for you brit comedy fans out there! 😀) I put it in as an addendum, which is what clever people do when they can't think of anything meaningful to say.
 
Re: and the winner goes to...

Moses25 said:
"Help me, Jeevus!"

It is Jebus... And that is my ALL TIME favorite line.

HELP ME JEBUS!

Elmo knows where you live.
 
Are you sure it's Jebus, and not Jeevus?

Hmmm, you're probably right. Dern hearing is going in me old age.

*cough*
 
>>>>>Ralph: "Why do people always run away from me?" (Ralph then wets his pants) <<<<

Yeah - what was that? Peeing? Wet dream? Bleeding Ulcer? Whatever it was, I was surprised that scene made it onto the tube!

I've enjoyed in the past:

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Mr. Burns: "I build weapons for the Germans during WWII, just like Oskar Schindlker. And mine worked, dammit!" (okay, not an exact quote... something like that)

Homer cocking his shotgun: "Quick, to the schoolbook depository!"

"Ja Ja Ja, dieser cel phone ist ein nuisance phone!" The quote itself was mildly funny - the fact that it came from a certain ancient wrinkled German man with a tiny moustace & wearing a brown suit in South America driving a black Mercedes... that gave it the edgy shocking/funny feel to it.

Fat Tony: "I don't get angry, I get stabby."

Prof. Frenkel: wherever he manages to pop in that little "Uh, ah, flavin" thing he does....
 
Re: They say a picture is worth a thousand words.......

venray1 said:




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Ven

Oh, the horror! With the wincing and the cringing and the averting of the eyes!
 
Re: Re: They say a picture is worth a thousand words.......

MTP Jeff said:


Oh, the horror! With the wincing and the cringing and the averting of the eyes!

It gets worse.............

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Ven🙄
 
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Homer shaking his booty? WOO-HOO! 😛

Spock doesn't seem to think it's logical, though. :sowrong:

P.S. Not to piss off any Trekkie fans, but I prefer the girl in the park, Ven. 😀
 
amk714 said:
Homer shaking his booty? WOO-HOO! 😛

Spock doesn't seem to think it's logical, though. :sowrong:

P.S. Not to piss off any Trekkie fans, but I prefer the girl in the park, Ven. 😀


As do I....AMK...as do I.....I just felt a change necessary ....lol


Ven
 
venray1 said:



As do I....AMK...as do I.....I just felt a change necessary ....lol


Ven



They're feet Ray, but not as we know them. 😀
 
"Catch the fever!...Caaaatch it!! -Homer.

"With the shaking and the moving and the kung-fu fiiiighting!!
- Professor Frink.

"Nnnnyahh" - Lenny.
 
Moses25 said:
"Catch the fever!...Caaaatch it!! -Homer.

"With the shaking and the moving and the kung-fu fiiiighting!!
- Professor Frink.

"Nnnnyahh" - Lenny.

Eh?
 
Grandpa Simpson, spotting the birdbath in the yard, and several other things: It's Death!

Don't watch as often as I used to, but it's a harmless way to kill half an hour!

:upsidedow
 
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