Whos callin me boy? Im leavin three tracks in the snow and you callin me boy??""" Child hood friendsdad told us to say that to a movie theater chick when she wouldnt let us see a "r" rated movie.Ha! Who has some other good ones like that?
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My penis is SOOOOOOOO BIG that.....(joke)
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HuskyMarcher
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When people ask me why I tool so long in the bathroom, I tell them that I had to fold it.
HuskyMarcher
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My penis is SOOOOOOOO BIG that....
I'm already screwing someone on Saturday.
I'm already screwing someone on Saturday.
Im sorry Daddy. Im only laughin' cuz you forgot to tell them the whole tattoo. 
Man, I love these jokes! Here's a few...
An old friend and I were out one night when we decided to stop and take a leak off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My friend turned to me and said,
"Brrrr! This water is cold!"
I replied,
"Yeah, and it's deep too....
...with a sandy bottom."
(Note: Culled from an old Richard Pryor routine. I'm surprised no else mentioned it).
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Finishing the sentence My penis is SOOOOOOOO BIG that.....
- they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
- I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
- King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
- Trump owns it.
- Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
- it won't return Spielberg's calls.
- that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
- I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
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Last one:
This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out.
"Oh master," it exclaims, "your wish is my command."
"Great," thinks the guy. His chance has finally come!
"Genie," he demands, "give me a penis that touches the floor."
Poof! Both his legs fall off.
As a public service, here's a link to a support group for others with a similar condition:
http://www.lpsg.org/forum/
An old friend and I were out one night when we decided to stop and take a leak off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My friend turned to me and said,
"Brrrr! This water is cold!"
I replied,
"Yeah, and it's deep too....
...with a sandy bottom."
(Note: Culled from an old Richard Pryor routine. I'm surprised no else mentioned it).
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Finishing the sentence My penis is SOOOOOOOO BIG that.....
- they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
- I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
- King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
- Trump owns it.
- Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
- it won't return Spielberg's calls.
- that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
- I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
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Last one:
This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out.
"Oh master," it exclaims, "your wish is my command."
"Great," thinks the guy. His chance has finally come!
"Genie," he demands, "give me a penis that touches the floor."
Poof! Both his legs fall off.
As a public service, here's a link to a support group for others with a similar condition:
http://www.lpsg.org/forum/
Haltickling
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Husband (admiring himself in the bedroom mirror): "One inch more, and I'd be a king!"
Wife (from the bathroom): "One inch less, and you'd be a queen..."
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Wife (from the bathroom): "One inch less, and you'd be a queen..."
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