This good looking man walks into an agent's office in
Hollywood and says "I want to be a movie star. Tall,
handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the
right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order
to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change
your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is
centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my
name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for
years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or
I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together"
the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YE ARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope
sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awestruck, who would possibly send him
$50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed... "Dear Sir, Five years
ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my
name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth
name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in
Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I
left your office, I thought about what you said. I
decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had
too much pride to return to your office, so I signed
with another agent. I would never have made it
without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a
token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
Hollywood and says "I want to be a movie star. Tall,
handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the
right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order
to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change
your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is
centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my
name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for
years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or
I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together"
the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YE ARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope
sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awestruck, who would possibly send him
$50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed... "Dear Sir, Five years
ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my
name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth
name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in
Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I
left your office, I thought about what you said. I
decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had
too much pride to return to your office, so I signed
with another agent. I would never have made it
without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a
token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
