Joker Jack
TMF Master
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Naomi Campbell has just finished her Community Service sentence for throwing a mobile phone at her maid. Apparently she had to carry out some rather mundane cleaning duties. How about some suggestions for an alternative punishment?
I think Naomi should have been taken somewhere very public and locked barefoot in a set of stocks. Her maid would then be presented with a feather and invited to take revenge by tickling her employer's bare soles and toes for as long as she wanted. The news footage and press photos of Naomi reduced to screaming with laughter and begging her maid for mercy would have been priceless!
How about an artist doing us a drawing of this?
I think Naomi should have been taken somewhere very public and locked barefoot in a set of stocks. Her maid would then be presented with a feather and invited to take revenge by tickling her employer's bare soles and toes for as long as she wanted. The news footage and press photos of Naomi reduced to screaming with laughter and begging her maid for mercy would have been priceless!
How about an artist doing us a drawing of this?