New Beer Warning Labels

[goddess_nemesis]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

 

[Illtcklu]

Wow that is sooooooo true...........................................









ps BTW what dimension am I in, again?

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - good one!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀