NEW! ~ C.A.B. Fetish Freeze Collector Cups!

[C.A.B.]

Anyone that remembers pedaling madly down to the local convenience store each week with a pocketful of lawn-mowing or paper route money, might remember the unbridled joy of picking up a few comics, some junk food, and sucking a frozen drink down so fast it gave you 'brain freeze' enough to double you over and cause the shop-keep to roll his eyes. Best of all there were collector cups if you were lucky, and most filled our kitchen cabinets as mom's standby so you didn't fuck up her good glassware while you ran in and out of the house all summer. These cherished cups lingered for years as the printed art flaked and faded until mom finally threw them out with HAZMAT gloves.

So, dear, dedicated C.A.B. Watcher... Just in time for summer, I am pleased to announce a new limited series parody; the C.A.B. Official Fetish Freeze Collector Cups. A virtual version of these artifacts from a bygone era, each with stunning fetishtastical bondage and tickle torture art, featuring your favorite C.A.B. characters plus Bios. From now until the end of summer I will be releasing them on my Deviant Art Page randomly. Collect 'em All! (and yes, I will be putting that chipped dishwasher patina on each so they look as beloved as they did in your kitchen cabinet of yesteryear.

Think I'll get a Slurpee now... maybe a Slim Jim too.

~C.A.B.

 

[milagros317]

Wonderful idea and great drawing! 😀
Great work, C.A.B.

 

[weebs86]

Collect them all indeed! Love this.

 

[stampstock]

The model looks familiar, behind the four lbs. of rouge, that is. Either she's your average '70s model nether-region longhair or You sir, pulled a switch on us for shits and goggles (sic) and gave us someone we should recognize.

 

[C.A.B.]

The model looks familiar, behind the four lbs. of rouge, that is. Either she's your average '70s model nether-region longhair or You sir, pulled a switch on us for shits and goggles (sic) and gave us someone we should recognize.

Hint: Her screen career would start the very next year and she was a perennial fav fantasy Lee in early Alt.TK days. B.A.C. did a famous illustration of her as a Lee.

 

[PQfingers]

Way cool throwback.

 

[desdemona]

I think your disclaimer is funnier than anything I've read lately... and was reminiscent of the closing credits for Ferris Bueller.

 

[The Director]

Heather Locklear?

 

[stampstock]

Ding...ding...ding...ding

 

[C.A.B.]

Heather Locklear?

Ding...ding...ding...ding

That is correct! Tell him what he's won, Johnny...

*cue Price is Right music loop. Raise studio curtain*

"A NEW DUNGEON PLAYROOM!" (Audience applauds wildly) "That right, a couple of prizes Director, we’ve got a Rack and New set of Stocks. First this folding Rack, features 24 built-in speeds and incline programs, plus a touch screen with USB hookup from Avanti Fetish. And second, relax in this 3-person Infrared Foot Stocks which has 10 carbon fiber heaters, 2 Ergonomic back rests, and 7 Color Therapy Lights from Wicked Whirlpool. And last but not least, 60 gallons of Premium Semi Gloss Black Paint. Easy care, wipe off technology from Martin Paint, 'It ain't just paint'. And its all YOURS, Director, for winning the Guess is Right!"

 

[SamuelKhan]

Heather Locklear is one of the all time great TV DiDs! I watched TJ Hooker just to see if she got bound and gagged...

You know the galactic lady killer was aroused...da-da-DAAA-DAAA-DAAA-da-du-da-du-duuuuh

 

[sole]

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice....I am a child of that era.

 

[stampstock]

My sin-cere congrats to The Director...don't spend it all on one face.
C.A.B - friggin hilarious as always
Sammy - I fully appreciate seeing the Shatner gif from the Twilight Zone. Classic!

 

[seanwoj]

Good work.

 

[Toesheldback]

C.A.B., did you add the melted drops of Slurpee to Ms. Locklear's heaving moist breast, or was that original?

 

[C.A.B.]

C.A.B., did you add the melted drops of Slurpee to Ms. Locklear's heaving moist breast, or was that original?

SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ BELOW IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE ILLUSION OF THE SCHMEXY ILLUSTRATION




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Actually, those aren't even her breasts. ...and Yes, I did add those sticky drops. All though I'm not entirely sure if they were done in photoshop or my own drool. "Look my tongue is red.... thee?!"

 

[stampstock]

"Look my tongue is red.... thee?!" Are you sure that red tongue is a result of something from 7-11?

 

[The Bandito]

Ha ha ha.

Absolutely awesome!

B

 

[SamuelKhan]

Follow-up...horny Kirk from "The Enemy Within" wants the cup