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New Maid

Illtcklu

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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
 
This is the Webster's English Dictionary definition of "fucking up". 😀
 
lespieds said:
This is the Webster's English Dictionary definition of "fucking up". 😀

lol sounds good to me...yikes.....
 
lespieds said:
This is the Webster's English Dictionary definition of "fucking up". 😀
Yeah it is...........




So I'll never do that again. Next time I'll check the number first.
 
Lmao...

That's fucked.

(Wasn't this a memorable first post after like 7 months? 🙄 )
 
Look on the bright side........ it's 25 days till Nest! You returned just in time!



Now....... I am off to go amucking!
 
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