new smilies needed for these emoticons

[sole seeker]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

🙂 means a smile;
and :-( represents a frown.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:


(_!_)
a regular ass

(__!__)
a fat ass

(!)
a tight ass

(_*_)
a sore ass

{_!_}
a swishy ass

(_o_)
an ass that's been around

(_x_)
kiss my ass

(_X_)
leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)
a tired ass

(_E=mc2_)
a smart ass

(_?_)
a dumb Ass

 

[sole seeker]

I hope this joke doesn't get my ass in trouble.

 

[njjen3953]

(_E=mc2_)
a smart ass

I have always wanted my own personal emoticon. This one is perfect.

Jen
SAM

 

[rajee]

😀 😛 Hilarious findings, sole seeker.😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

LOL. Well, it would certainly spice things up.😀

 

[grippedchimp]

If they actually did graphics for those assicons, god 'elp us! *spewtom*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Gives Chimp a bucket.*