Timewarp
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From the mind who brought you The one word game, rants 4-7, and Stretchy, the mean jelly bean comes a new game...
Well since the last successful thread I had with over 1k post was almost a long time ago, I thought I try something new...again. Okay basically you can pick anything you can think of and from that you can make up what you've learned from it. Try to be funny or ironic...i'm not the only one here who's crazily funny.
okay.
What I learned from anime:
1. Hair is so perfect, you don't need gel or have to worry about environmental damage.
2. Eyes can either encompass 40% of the head or 1%.
3. Women are assholes. Say one thing about them, they'll hurt you...badly.
4. Anti-Heros always have that, I hate you all but don't leave me alone, mentality.
5. Bad guys couldn't hit the broad side of the earth if they were pointing their guns at the ground.
6. Everything explodes eventually.
7. Amnesia is more common than aids.
8. The spikier the hair, the more important you are. So if you have a bowl cut, no one likes you.
9. Evil people are more sophistamacated than the good guys...but not as smart.
10. Boobs...deal with it.
11. But don't talk about it, least I mention #3 again.
12. Everyone has personal issues and mental problems. Therapy does not exist.
13. It will take 2 seasons before something significant happens.
14. Old people...they are bigger perverts than teenagers.
15. Most people who have afros are not even black.
16. The plot is about as important as who you slept with while you got hammered, who cares.
17. Everything has a back story. EVERYTHING. You can be a bucket from KFC, you have a backstory.
18. Americans are brutish and crude. Like Japanese people are perfect...asses.
19. The younger you are, the more smarter and aware you are. The older you are...well no one cares. Now die old people.
20. You'll be betrayed eventually by your friends.
21. The cuter someone is, the more annoying voice they have. But eventually there's a point where I don't care how cute you are, I don't want to hear you speak anymore.
22. It's easier to advance a plot on a soap opera than in anime.
23. When people are gay...they are gay to the 10th power times 1,000,000.
24. Heros save the best attack when they're about to die...you think they would use it in the begining since they can't be blocked or avoided anyway.
25. I'm pretty sure it is against the law to watch those cute animes if you're a guy...you know the ones...
ahh...brain drain...I'll be back, I got other things...yeah....bye.
Well since the last successful thread I had with over 1k post was almost a long time ago, I thought I try something new...again. Okay basically you can pick anything you can think of and from that you can make up what you've learned from it. Try to be funny or ironic...i'm not the only one here who's crazily funny.
okay.
What I learned from anime:
1. Hair is so perfect, you don't need gel or have to worry about environmental damage.
2. Eyes can either encompass 40% of the head or 1%.
3. Women are assholes. Say one thing about them, they'll hurt you...badly.
4. Anti-Heros always have that, I hate you all but don't leave me alone, mentality.
5. Bad guys couldn't hit the broad side of the earth if they were pointing their guns at the ground.
6. Everything explodes eventually.
7. Amnesia is more common than aids.
8. The spikier the hair, the more important you are. So if you have a bowl cut, no one likes you.
9. Evil people are more sophistamacated than the good guys...but not as smart.
10. Boobs...deal with it.
11. But don't talk about it, least I mention #3 again.
12. Everyone has personal issues and mental problems. Therapy does not exist.
13. It will take 2 seasons before something significant happens.
14. Old people...they are bigger perverts than teenagers.
15. Most people who have afros are not even black.
16. The plot is about as important as who you slept with while you got hammered, who cares.
17. Everything has a back story. EVERYTHING. You can be a bucket from KFC, you have a backstory.
18. Americans are brutish and crude. Like Japanese people are perfect...asses.
19. The younger you are, the more smarter and aware you are. The older you are...well no one cares. Now die old people.
20. You'll be betrayed eventually by your friends.
21. The cuter someone is, the more annoying voice they have. But eventually there's a point where I don't care how cute you are, I don't want to hear you speak anymore.
22. It's easier to advance a plot on a soap opera than in anime.
23. When people are gay...they are gay to the 10th power times 1,000,000.
24. Heros save the best attack when they're about to die...you think they would use it in the begining since they can't be blocked or avoided anyway.
25. I'm pretty sure it is against the law to watch those cute animes if you're a guy...you know the ones...
ahh...brain drain...I'll be back, I got other things...yeah....bye.
