Wildtime
2nd Level Red Feather
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I took a short trip out to the Kananaskis Provincial Park today, and ran into this:
All that white crap is SNOW, I tried to out run it but it kept on following me:
This is the sure sign of an Arctic Front! In response, our government has moved the alert level to taupe and has begun the process of exporting this abomination to the US. I'm tired of living on the front lines! If it weren't for the free health care, civilized politics based on issues (not religious affiliation), more stable economy, a surplus of undisturbed boreal forest, real beer, and the fact that our national leader isn't a complete moron; I would move.
On the upside, with winter approaching, I didn't have to deal with the mosquitoes or bears.
All that white crap is SNOW, I tried to out run it but it kept on following me:
This is the sure sign of an Arctic Front! In response, our government has moved the alert level to taupe and has begun the process of exporting this abomination to the US. I'm tired of living on the front lines! If it weren't for the free health care, civilized politics based on issues (not religious affiliation), more stable economy, a surplus of undisturbed boreal forest, real beer, and the fact that our national leader isn't a complete moron; I would move.
On the upside, with winter approaching, I didn't have to deal with the mosquitoes or bears.
You cruel and unusual person, you! Did you know that one of the more common causes of back pain during winter is snow removal? Research also shows that the number of acute heart problems increase when there’s a significant dip in the outdoor temperature or when there’s a swing to extreme atmospheric pressure. One study found that a 10-degree drop in temperature translates into a 38 percent increased risk of a recurrent heart attack. How many people have to die for your dream of a white Christmas! I recommend strong legislation to restrict the effects of winter and to expedite the arrival of Spring.
Them's fightin' words from where I come from...I challenge you to a duel. Snowballs from 20 paces, and don't you be bringin' that Colt Peacemaker with ya:
