Not sure where this belongs,i just saw it on the 6 p.m. news.A guy here in the K.C. area decieded to step outside this morning for a smoke,sans clothes.He fell off his porch,breaking an ankel in the process.When he tried to get back inside,he found he had locked himself out of the house.He was forced to crawl to the house next door,wake up his neighobor,and ask them to call 911.He was taken to the e.r. and will be fine,but i imagine there might be a house for sale soon,for cheap.