sole seeker
2nd Level Indigo Feather
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Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio said he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen only a special saliva applied for four hours would cure this itch. He further explained that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching, which he quickly put into his mouth. For four hours Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and he was touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. His obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less. Knowing Horatio could never report this to the King, he shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer....
The moral of the story - - Pay Your Bills.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen only a special saliva applied for four hours would cure this itch. He further explained that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching, which he quickly put into his mouth. For four hours Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and he was touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. His obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less. Knowing Horatio could never report this to the King, he shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer....
The moral of the story - - Pay Your Bills.
Time to flee the kingdom! 
