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Chapter 1
So,you want to hear about the time that Semi-Famous actress Marlene Starr went Semi-Bonkers,Eh?...Well,pull up a chair,get yourself a nice shot of something from the Bar(I recommend the Black Cherry Bourbon)& allow me to take you back to the Golden Age of Trashy Hollywood B-Movie Glory.
Our story begins a Stones throws away from where your ass now sits...I was Directing a movie I'd Rather not say,but will...it was The classic the New York Times had the Audacity to call "The most Reprehensible waste of a budget for a movie in Hollywood ever to be made,produced or Conceived "
Funny that when the Feud was finally revealed,The Times were the ones Howling loudest at the gate to be the ones to get the scoop on every juicy Morsel of everything from Gossipy bullshit to Straight up Facts.
And speaking of Howling...oh,but I digress for a moment. You see,I'm getting ahead of myself,and we haven't even been properly introduced...
My Name is Eli Von Fulchi...Director of such Classics of trash like ' I know you're fucking someone else: Behind the Scenes of Mr. & Mrs.Smith ' and 'Vic Rattlehead VS Eddie'
The movie that people are looking in what's left of a video store today (A sad state of affairs in itself)never made it onto the silver screen...partly because of the aftermath of the Feud between Ms.Starr and her...how do I put this?...Protege turned Captor and the fear(at the time, anyway) of it going public.
The other part was what happened to Ms.Starr...No,she's very much alive...a little jumpy at times, but with the studio spending a fortune on therapy that Rivals Bellevue itself, she should be herself in another 2....maybe 3 years.
But as they say in Hollywood No such thing as Bad Press,Right?
In any event, the movie was Called 'Final Girls in Space' and technically, while unfortunately it's on hold for now,I'll at least be able to finally tell you why...
Our story begins at Lot 6 in Hollywood,The crew was getting ready for a day's worth of shooting our movie...the one that was going to make us almost as Big as Cannon Films,only with less of the Budget for a certain Horror movie they put out in 86'
Anyway,our two main ladies were fighting...again...over screen time & who's name should go first in the credits...again.
Frigging Divas!!!!
"For the last time,Kara...You're an up and coming star...but my ass is what puts their asses in the seats" yelled Marlene Starr, nearly knocking the boom mic operator to the floor,trying to get closer to(more than likely Intimidate her Co-Star/somewhat protege/soon to be known as obsessed fan #1 ) Kara Steele.
"Oh,Spare me the "I'm still Hot" speech...if you had any more plastic,a radiator would be the ultimate end for you " Kara Steele(Upcoming 90s Starlet and possible successor to the Throne of the It Girl in Hollywood)retorted, getting inches from Marlene's face.
"You haughty,little Bimbo...you seem to forget who took you under her wing,most girls getting off the Bus from Palookaville,USA would kill to be in the position you're Semi-Talented ass is...." it was at this moment she stopped and backed away...slowly.
Kara stood there, wiggling the fingers of her left hand...just smiling.
Little did we know what she knew...Remember the part about obsessed fan #1?
Ever since she knew of Marlene Starr 's existence in Hollywood and in general, Kara Steele watched everything there was if it had Marlene's name on it...every piece of media,movie,soundbyte...you name it,Kara had watched and collected it...
She even found a movie I thought was for all practical reasons buried....an early 83' one called 'The Giggling Stewardess ' in which Marlene was getting tickled for 3/4 of the movie...for the record, I didn't make that one...not because I would have had any problems in doing so, I just wasn't in the industry....(Yes,I'm still kicking myself on that one!!!)
A quick piece of Trivia on Marlene Starr, She Doesn't hate being tickled....Quite the Polar opposite, and the reason this movie-A Sexploitation/Comedy-got buried...it was practically a porno by the end credit time.
One of the characters in the movie,A bumbling secret agent with the name (I wish I were making this up) James Bondage gets the bright idea to follow Marlene's character (Helga Voss) into the Stewards lounge and decides to tickle her for information in regards to a nuclear device that was possibly on board.
Needless to say,we had many shoots turn to reshoots that day....The actor would pin her down in a fight ,after semi sexploitation like banter(Hey,we're going for an R Rating,why not??) And start tickling her sides, lightly at first....
Of course,at this time Ms.Starr is Giggling and moaning how she wants more pressure during the tickles...of course,this Horny Glorified extra is sporting more wood than a lumber yard at the request and tickles her vigorously...she's screaming/laughing like a loony in an asylum...the director is yelling "Cut!!! Dammit...Cut!!! She can't take much more!!!"
Little did he know,she was not only able to take more,she and BondageBoy made a previous arrangement that if he wanted to work in this town,He'd give her a Screaming Orgasm via tickle torture & a Ticklegasmic worthy scene or he'd be parking cars for the rest of his career.
Did I also mention that she wanted this one buried herself?
Apparently, she thought this would ruin her career....But when it was found in the hands of one Kara Steele, That would be the least of her problems!!!
End of Chapter 1
So,you want to hear about the time that Semi-Famous actress Marlene Starr went Semi-Bonkers,Eh?...Well,pull up a chair,get yourself a nice shot of something from the Bar(I recommend the Black Cherry Bourbon)& allow me to take you back to the Golden Age of Trashy Hollywood B-Movie Glory.
Our story begins a Stones throws away from where your ass now sits...I was Directing a movie I'd Rather not say,but will...it was The classic the New York Times had the Audacity to call "The most Reprehensible waste of a budget for a movie in Hollywood ever to be made,produced or Conceived "
Funny that when the Feud was finally revealed,The Times were the ones Howling loudest at the gate to be the ones to get the scoop on every juicy Morsel of everything from Gossipy bullshit to Straight up Facts.
And speaking of Howling...oh,but I digress for a moment. You see,I'm getting ahead of myself,and we haven't even been properly introduced...
My Name is Eli Von Fulchi...Director of such Classics of trash like ' I know you're fucking someone else: Behind the Scenes of Mr. & Mrs.Smith ' and 'Vic Rattlehead VS Eddie'
The movie that people are looking in what's left of a video store today (A sad state of affairs in itself)never made it onto the silver screen...partly because of the aftermath of the Feud between Ms.Starr and her...how do I put this?...Protege turned Captor and the fear(at the time, anyway) of it going public.
The other part was what happened to Ms.Starr...No,she's very much alive...a little jumpy at times, but with the studio spending a fortune on therapy that Rivals Bellevue itself, she should be herself in another 2....maybe 3 years.
But as they say in Hollywood No such thing as Bad Press,Right?
In any event, the movie was Called 'Final Girls in Space' and technically, while unfortunately it's on hold for now,I'll at least be able to finally tell you why...
Our story begins at Lot 6 in Hollywood,The crew was getting ready for a day's worth of shooting our movie...the one that was going to make us almost as Big as Cannon Films,only with less of the Budget for a certain Horror movie they put out in 86'
Anyway,our two main ladies were fighting...again...over screen time & who's name should go first in the credits...again.
Frigging Divas!!!!
"For the last time,Kara...You're an up and coming star...but my ass is what puts their asses in the seats" yelled Marlene Starr, nearly knocking the boom mic operator to the floor,trying to get closer to(more than likely Intimidate her Co-Star/somewhat protege/soon to be known as obsessed fan #1 ) Kara Steele.
"Oh,Spare me the "I'm still Hot" speech...if you had any more plastic,a radiator would be the ultimate end for you " Kara Steele(Upcoming 90s Starlet and possible successor to the Throne of the It Girl in Hollywood)retorted, getting inches from Marlene's face.
"You haughty,little Bimbo...you seem to forget who took you under her wing,most girls getting off the Bus from Palookaville,USA would kill to be in the position you're Semi-Talented ass is...." it was at this moment she stopped and backed away...slowly.
Kara stood there, wiggling the fingers of her left hand...just smiling.
Little did we know what she knew...Remember the part about obsessed fan #1?
Ever since she knew of Marlene Starr 's existence in Hollywood and in general, Kara Steele watched everything there was if it had Marlene's name on it...every piece of media,movie,soundbyte...you name it,Kara had watched and collected it...
She even found a movie I thought was for all practical reasons buried....an early 83' one called 'The Giggling Stewardess ' in which Marlene was getting tickled for 3/4 of the movie...for the record, I didn't make that one...not because I would have had any problems in doing so, I just wasn't in the industry....(Yes,I'm still kicking myself on that one!!!)
A quick piece of Trivia on Marlene Starr, She Doesn't hate being tickled....Quite the Polar opposite, and the reason this movie-A Sexploitation/Comedy-got buried...it was practically a porno by the end credit time.
One of the characters in the movie,A bumbling secret agent with the name (I wish I were making this up) James Bondage gets the bright idea to follow Marlene's character (Helga Voss) into the Stewards lounge and decides to tickle her for information in regards to a nuclear device that was possibly on board.
Needless to say,we had many shoots turn to reshoots that day....The actor would pin her down in a fight ,after semi sexploitation like banter(Hey,we're going for an R Rating,why not??) And start tickling her sides, lightly at first....
Of course,at this time Ms.Starr is Giggling and moaning how she wants more pressure during the tickles...of course,this Horny Glorified extra is sporting more wood than a lumber yard at the request and tickles her vigorously...she's screaming/laughing like a loony in an asylum...the director is yelling "Cut!!! Dammit...Cut!!! She can't take much more!!!"
Little did he know,she was not only able to take more,she and BondageBoy made a previous arrangement that if he wanted to work in this town,He'd give her a Screaming Orgasm via tickle torture & a Ticklegasmic worthy scene or he'd be parking cars for the rest of his career.
Did I also mention that she wanted this one buried herself?
Apparently, she thought this would ruin her career....But when it was found in the hands of one Kara Steele, That would be the least of her problems!!!
End of Chapter 1
