No matter what DON'T watch the Chyna-Xpac sex video

[Armpit_licker]

My review:

Absolutely DISGUSTING!

Just watched the 56 minute epic...and I'm in shock. The whole thing is just repulsive.

The cinematography is as poor as it gets. "What a putz this guy is", that's what I was thinking the whole time. The black and white blow job was probably the worst hummer I've seen. Watching her perform the act, I felt like if I was in that awkward position I would just kindly tell her, "Please just stop. No, no...you tried baby, but let's just stop that for now". Then I believe he attempts to go down on her. After a pathetic attempt at carpet munching he starts to bang away and it switches to digital technicolor. The camera moves to her...um, area and I thank the gods that I don't have HD TV yet.

To address the rumors, Chyna is not a transexual. That does not mean she's a woman. At this point I don't know what she is. It's a horribly, horribly cooked bloomin' onion from outback steakhouse. And he hesitantly eats it. Then more horrndous fellatio from her. I started to feel bad for the poor schlep. Not that he was having sex with this frankenstein, but because he has a truly pathetic 5 inch penis that is small and boomerrangs sideways.

The final money shot is almost too difficult to watch. It made me wretch. Her hairy, muddy anus...my god....erp! I'm gonna ... gonna hurl so I have to stop this review.

It's easily the worst piece of porn made.

DO NOT give in to any temptation and watch this...you'll be sorry. I'm afraid my lust for sex is shot...for good. Sorry ladies, I'm all done.

 

[TKpervert]

Well ok, thanks for the review, but you really haven't told us yet whether you liked it or not.

Was this a TV PPV ? A purchased video ? An internet clip ?

* don't buy without a preview *

 

[Armpit_licker]

It was a clip, I have the full thing if anyone has the balls to watch this disgusting thing which I didn't like....

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I had no intention of watching this piece of trash. I still think Chyna/Joannie is a class act who ended up getting screwed over by the WWE by her connection with Triple H. It's a shame she had to sink to this level. I hate to see such a talent go to waste.
But I will watch her in the new season of "The Surreal Life" that's coming in January.


Drew

 

[TKpervert]

Previews are a marketing 'must' for all video producers.
Even 15 seconds to check the gist and the video quality.
And of course, free.

 

[Armpit_licker]

Click at your own risk..
http://bns.fineststars.com/members only/ChynaXpac.wmv

 

[TKpervert]

WHOA !!! Took a chance on the link ( my momma dint have no bright kids) then Windows scared the crap outta me about this file.

Be careful what you do with that mouse Armpit.

 

[jugner]

Didn't know about it, and don't care too much

 

[milagros317]

Wasn't planning to watch it in the first place, but thanks for the warning. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

This is the first I've heard about it. Then again, it took months before I heard about Paris Hilton's escapade as well (Which I have not seen and don't plan to).

 

[Mimi]

I've seen it. Not as bad as AL makes it out to be...the action is typical porn stuff (and both Chyna and Xpac have normal equipment, though I've never cared much for the shaved look myself), but it is rather slow and boring, and the actual filming sucks horribly. I don't think it's the worst piece of porn out there, but I definitely would not recommend it.

Mimi

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I had heard Howard Stern talking about this video, he said that X-Pac and Chyna are actually in China? And X-Pac flips the bird to a Buddha or something. Is this true? If so, what an immature jerk!
Joannie doesn't deserve him.


Drew

 

[Armpit_licker]

I had heard Howard Stern talking about this video, he said that X-Pac and Chyna are actually in China? And X-Pac flips the bird to a Buddha or something. Is this true? If so, what an immature jerk!
Joannie doesn't deserve him.


Drew

Doesn't deserve him???? LOL.... And what makes X-Pac so good? He is a sick fuck....

I disagree with Mimi when she calls there equitment "normal"....

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Doesn't deserve him???? LOL.... And what makes X-Pac so good? He is a sick fuck....

I disagree with Mimi when she calls there equitment "normal"....

My words might've been wrong there, Armpit. Thinking of all the crap that's been dumped on Chyna. I meant "he doesn't deserve her". He is a sick f#ck and she deserves much better. It'd be so great if she returned to the WWE and to the former status she had.



Drew

 

[Armpit_licker]

My words might've been wrong there, Armpit. Thinking of all the crap that's been dumped on Chyna. I meant "he doesn't deserve her". He is a sick f#ck and she deserves much better. It'd be so great if she returned to the WWE and to the former status she had.



Drew

Ahhh, I gotcha now...

As far as her returning to the WWE and having her old status back I think that will be tough after this video and her losing that boxing match to an old out of shape fat guy... I mean the old Chyna character in the WWE was a tough as nails "I can kick guy wrestlers ass" chick, I think she ruined that.

 

[jugner]

Drew, sorry to say, but apparently she is no longer a class act.