Non-tickling artwork, 2012

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delayed getting these up

1. Stowaway

REPORT: Unauthorized cargo and/or illegal captives suspected on board free merchant vessel Honest H'rroyl, Reg# 892-374-394.

"Is here female of great yum-yum, Inspector-officer, yes. Was stowaway on ship Honest H'rroyl, yes. Ship named after ship-captain, myself, yes. Is honest ship with honest captain, yes. Avoids entanglements with Hutts and other great criminals, yes. Put stowaway yum-yum in restraints, yes. Did it myself, I did, yes. Yum-yum stowed away at boring world like wet Tatooine, yes. Says would of boredom died there, yes. Would be possible, heh heh, yes. Go to Station Lorelei, she wants, yes. Will turn yum-yum female to custody yours, yes. Honest and official is the situation, yes. But is here also data-certificate for yum-yum ownership, yes. Data-cert forged of best authentic quality, yes. Turn over data-cert to you, as honest Inspector-officer, yes? Boring inspection-entanglements we both can avoid, yes? Ah, it is good to deal with other honest beings, Inspector-officer, yes yes."

RESOLUTION: No indication of captives found, illegal or otherwise. All cargo determined to be in order.

2. "Lorelei Station: Delta-249" aka Don't Feel Blue

Diplomatic Memorandum 84-927B prohibits the presence of Starfleet personnel on Lorelei Station without Guild escort, and also prohibits Guild dealers on Lorelei Station from adding Starfleet personnel to their stock. The following data entry must therefore be a spoof, rather than a record of any actual transmission:

Puhg to Sehlat. Request position check.
[...]
Confirm my position is Delta-249. That is what I thought, but this 'Lorelei Station' is a maze.
[...]
Confirm that there is a humanoid female here, but she is not Commander Meileli.
[...]
Yes I am certain, Lieutenant. For one thing, she is blue, not green.
[...]
I have asked her, Lieutenant. She claims that she only speaks Klingon.
[...]
I agree, she is not a native speaker. She is 'pulling my leg' as I believe you Earthers say.
[...]
No, I do not believe that she will jump me from behind when I leave. Trust me on this, Lieutenant. Puhg out.

3. In Irons

They had stripped her nude as a matter of course. All of Lord Lewyh's new acquisitions were treated so when first brought to his citadel. In her case, however, Rettu had also ordered an iron collar and iron chains. She was an elf-maid, after all, and elves are known to be tricksy. Proud, fair, and graceful, yes, but most of all tricksy.

The simplest precautions are often the best, and elf-magic has no power against black iron. She could work no glamour when shackled so, nor twist minds when iron encircled her neck. She was now naught but a captive female in a harem built to hold females captive, and Lord Lewyh would trifle with her, just as she had once trifled with him.


4. Yet Another Green Skinned Slave Woman, 2012 edition.
(Bonus geek points to those who recognize the species of the dealer based on his speech patterns.)

"To not purchase this one, Earth-human Sir! To acknowledge her seductiveness. To point out the dangers. The green shade of her skin. The vicious animal nature of her spirit. The necessity of firm restraints for the safety of onlookers. The impossibility of resistance, against an unbound green she. To note the cunning of her smile. To recall the weakness of Earth-humans to her species. To suggest that the Sir's credits be better spent elsewhere. To propose instead a brain-tailed female of much yum-yum. To offer a horned blue nymph of great cuteness. The displays elsewhere. The auctions soon to commence. The many choices of much greater suitability.

"Alas! To be swept along by the Earth-human's madness. To regard with bittersweetness the great short-term profit. To bemoan the loss of a repeat customer. The ritual wailing and gnashing of mandibles. The need to receive payment up front. The delicate inquiry as to the location of delivery..."

 

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Four more:

1. Nelywen Bluebell
Welcome great-boss sir! Welcome snaga-shop of Gaz! Iz Gaz me. Iz sell finest beauties in all Nebelbergheim! Iz here haz special dark-elf beauty, with bright blue eye. Name iz Nelywen Bluebell. Iz wood-elf name. Wood-elves were, how you say, step-parents. She speak wood-elf good, too, when not gagged with sticky-cloth gag. But she also have prophesy, make her worth very much gold. Prophesy iz that she make owner very happy, always.

Iz true prophesy: Orks come to raid wood-elf forest, wood-elf step-parent make Bluebell slave, with chains, become her owner, sell her to orks for cheap. Orks go without burn forest; wood-elf, orks, both happy. See? True prophesy! Then orks pleased with Bluebell except she always talk wood-elf talk. So orks trade Bluebell to priest for barrel of ale. Magic barrel; never run dry. Orks happy. See? True prophesy!

Then priest train Bluebell. Priest follows South-god of harem-masters, trains Bluebell to please men much. She learn blessed-quick, waz, how you say, talented. Learn to please men in kitchen, in great hall, in bath, in bedroom... She make priest happy - true prophesy! Only priest not like her talk so much wood-elf talk. So Gaz trade three beauties to priest for Bluebell and much sticky-cloth for gags. Priest happy. Gaz happy too. (True prophesy!) And now bring much good luck to snaga shop. Boss-sirs come and buy many beauties. But not Bluebell. She talk too much wood-elf talk, unless gagged. And me, Gaz set price very very high. Ten thousand ork gold-mark. But if great boss-sir can listen to much wood-elf talk, she make him very happy, always. Iz prophesy!

2. Terran Twins
The House of Gemini Presents: Genuine Terran Twin Clones!

Now, on Lorelei Station, in the Dilithium display hall, a special auction of Terran twins! Certified genuinely Terran, and genuinely emotional! Don’t miss the best and most desirable merchandise to be sold this metacycle!

TERMS: Certified or validated credit vouchers only. Transshipment & life-support fee of 10% applies. Computer-generated bids only permitted from AIs – certificate of sapience required. All others must bid in person. Bids invoking deities, eldritch abominations, or energy beings in any form will be disallowed. Not liable for any psionic modifications. Females sold only in units of two – no singletons. All disputes to be adjudicated by combat to the first blood.

3. New Woodelf Captive
“I’m afraid that this one is still rather wild, Excellent Sir. I wouldn’t recommend her; if I did sell her to you, I would be forced to charge three times her current worth. No, Excellent Sir, she is a forest elf, from the northern lands of fog and snow. The Honorable Bey Dubhe brought in a shipment of them just the other day. Yes, Excellent Sir, it did create a commotion when they broke loose. This one was not among them, however. I arrived early to select the very best of the lot. I’m afraid not, Excellent Sir. I chose on the basis of potential, rather than current tractability. It will take time before she is ready for the auction block. Now, she would only be a harem ornament, and a troublemaker in the harem, at that. And as I said before, I would have to sell her at thrice her current worth. No Excellent Sir, I would not recommend having her cook for you. It is the halfling exotics who are excellent cooks, despite being northerners. However, I have heard that the forest elves have a greater talent for such things than either the tall elves or the dusky elves. Or at least the females do. I agree, Excellent Sir, which is why I never use those hasty methods. It is unpleasant to find that a concubine is still untamed, after being convinced otherwise. And even if it does succeed, the female is never as affectionate as she otherwise might be. Actually, Excellent Sir, I prefer to apply the tickle. It is a sweeter method of gentling, and one less apt to provoke an unfortunate response. Yes it will, Excellent Sir, but it is wiser not to rush such matters. Oh, I see, Excellent Sir. Yes, a deposit of ten gold dira will grant you first choice of purchase once she is ready.”

4. Blue Secured
Prime guests at Lorelei Station's Grand Tahya Lodging Center may temporarily secure their females in the Pink, Teal, and Plum rooms. These facilities feature continuous holo-monitoring and microclimate controls to insure that your valuable property does not become chilled, overheated, or otherwise damaged. The Lorelei Grand Tahya also provides each Prime guest with a complementary roll of Rimova Extra™ DiD tape, for that special sense of comfort and security.

By order of Trademaster Keb, females secured in the Pink, Teal, and Plum rooms must be unshod, and must also be stationed on the Python Comfytrap™ rugs provided. The Lorelei Grand Tahya asks each of its guests to comply with this directive.

 

[Sablesword]

More...

1a and b. Captive Centauress
Abducted by the mysterious humans, and then bound, hobbled, and collared, Kim was allowed to keep the shreds of her blouse and the shreds of her dignity – for a time. But she was no longer a free mare of Earth. She was now only a slave-filly on the counter-Earth, where she would be auctioned off to, and ultimately owned by, the warrior-stallions. But before being sent to the auction ring, she would be stripped nude, gagged, and branded. Such were the harsh customs of the barbaric world on the opposite side of the Sun, a world where males were stallions, and the masters of their mares.

2. Iswe Hogtied
“It’s a trap! Heh. I’ve always wanted to say that.

“As you can see, Iswe here is demonstrating our new HuttMech DSC-3884 restraint set. It features Twil technology and full droid-programming capabilities. The main unit controls the varicuffs, and the auxiliary unit has a miniaturized repulsorlift to provide mobility. This allows the -3884 to hover in stand-by mode, and then auto-activate to prevent escape attempts or other forms of misbehavior, trapping the miscreant and holding her in place for whatever chastisement you feel is warranted.

“When activated, the -3884 provides class-2b security – you can see for yourself that Iswe is not going anywhere. We also have an optional anti-slice plug in that increases the security to class-2c. And finally, in addition to controlling the varicuffs, the main unit can implement toe-ties such as this one, which can have much the same effects on organics as restraining bolts do on droids. Personally, I find that this adds a desirable aesthetic touch, and is well worth the cost of the pod-fiber spools needed to implement it.

“We will be happy to sell the DSC-3884 either on a per-unit basis, or in multiple sets with a common electrokey. Orders of 12 or more qualify for a commercial discount as well.”

 

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Lioness
She is a Sto'Nith, a captive female of the honorable enemy, taken as a raid-prize. To be purchased only by warriors; not to be sold to earth-humans. Arrrgh-uhf! A lucky blow, bald-ape. I will mangle your flesh and spit you out! Ha! Arrrgh-uhf! Uhhh... Ha-uhf! I... I will have your blood on my claws yet, earth-human! Ha! Ha! Uhf! Uhf! Hieee-uhf! (*cough*) I taste blood... my blood. Perhaps... Perhaps we may make a bargain after all, human warrior.

Halfling With Contract
Welcome great-boss sir! Welcome snaga-shop of Gaz! Iz Gaz me. Iz sell finest beauties in all Nebelbergheim! Haz here short beauty, big feet, big tits. Iz, how you say, halfling. Waz thief, clever thief. Very clever, very bold. Try to steal from wizard in tower. Waz, how you say, burglar. Too bold thief. Got caught. But wizard curse-spell iz twist by halfling blood. Put spell on short thief-beauty that she 'comfy,' not curse that she obey. How you say, 'conform.' Iz why she haz pillow for head, now.

But wizard still catch thief-beauty, put her in slave-cuffs. He bring her to grim-town, to have trial in trial-place, how you say, courtroom. But Gaz, me, buy her, put collar on before trial start. So no trial for short thief-beauty. Clever, no? Instead have sale. Sale of short beauty, sale of slave-cuffs too. Magic slave-cuffs. Iz, how you say, enchanted. Slave beauty wearing haz no escape, even when clever thief. Only owner can unlock - owner who pay gold ork-mark and sign magic paper. Gaz buy magic paper from wizard. Paper say she make owner comfy, or spell-curse go away. So short thief-beauty work hard to make owner comfy. Only 2000 gold ork-mark, and great-boss sir own slave-cuffs, own beauty, iz very very comfy. Great bargain, great deal!

Harem Centauress
"I am most honored, Excellent Sir, that you have chosen my humble self to obtain for you a beauty who has, shall we say, a most high degree of physical compatibility with your own noble form. I endeavor to please, and so present this lovely female for your consideration. She is as you can perceive, Excellent Sir, an exotic, of rare coloration: A most pleasing combination of agate and ebony and sapphire. The bindings are a formal precaution only, Excellent Sir, applied as an ornament to her attractiveness more than anything else. She is actually quite well-bred and docile, and the golden collar, of course, is a guild-mark indicating that she is affectionate to an exceptional degree. No, Excellent Sir, I would not know if this beauty might outrun your own noble self. A minor purpose of this beauty's hobbling is to prevent such embarrassing incidents, as well as to encourage her to walk with properly dainty steps. Yes, Excellent Sir, I do have one or two other exotic beauties that would possess the same degree of physical compatibility. However their coloration is not nearly as spectacular nor their breeding as fine, and yet the harsh realities of the business demand that I ask the same price for them all. Therefore my most humble advice is that neither of the other two would please the Excellent Sir nearly as well as this beauty would."

And that's it, for 2012.