Not really one of us, is he.

[bellystrokes]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in
a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything
you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Nope, not one of us. 😀

 

[kered]

Maybe not, Mils. But there is a caveat here. The joke stated wife!

 

[Illtcklu]

Ummmmmm sounds like an idea for the sugestion box?!